19 Most Ridiculous Lifetime Movie Titles of All Time
1. From Straight A's to XXX
As Amy Poehler once said, “None of us have plans to do porn.” But, sometimes life demands otherwise.
2. Baby for Sale
So subtle - what could the plot be?
3. Restless Virgins
This could easily be a movie about my performing arts high school.
4. Newlywed and Dead
Hope the wedding was nice, at least.
5. Drink, Slay, Love
"Pearl is a typical sixteen year-old vampire." #EnoughSaid
6. I Me Wed
Swipe right on yourself!
7. The Secret of Hidden Lake
A lake that is not only hidden but also has a secret is my kind of lake.
8. My Father Must Die
Okay, sure, whatever you say.
9. Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
Could our forebears, as they struggled to innovate and imagine a better life for us, have predicted this particular collection of words?
10. Deadly Daycare
Imagine the Yelp reviews
11. I Do (But I Don't)
Sounds like someone needs to watch "I Me Wed."
12. Side Order of Life
Hold the strife, am I right?
13. My Little Assassin
The mind races.
14. Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear
15. Will You Merry Me
Go home, movie, you're drunk.
16. Stalked By My Doctor
I mean, if only! I can barely get mine to stay in the room for ten minutes!
17. Wait Till Helen Comes
Helen, we take it, is kind of a lot.
18. The Last Prostitute
The very last one.
19. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
A question no mother wants to be asked, and the most bonkers title of all.