Hair's the Scoop

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Pictured here at TV Guide's "Sexiest Stars" party, "Dancing With The Stars" pro Karina Smirnoff looks a hot mess.

Wearing what appears to be a bad wig (?), the Ukrainian beauty ignores two golden rules: never match your hair color to your synthetic tan, and always take your face shape and hair texture into consideration when choosing a style.