Dear Ms. Price,
Did you choose not to read your international press from the Emmys? If so, I understand, but seriously – for your own good – step away from the random red headbands! You're just making it much too easy to question your sanity. Aside from your unique taste in fashion and hair accessories, you're an attractive woman. So please do us all a favor and hire a respectable set of stylists to help revive your (once existent?) acting career.
When seeking out this new team of stylists, perhaps you'd like to also introduce them to your friend Bobby Trendy. His choice of hairstyles and hats leaves one wondering what he's using (and whether it's legal).