When I read today that Rihanna not only wants to start her own fashion line (natch!), but that her designs were already in the works, it had me thinking about some of the singer's most recent wack-a-doo looks from her "No Regrets" CD tour and concert.
Here are the top 3 Rihanna outfits that should be omitted from her upcoming fashion line:
1) The Origami Laser-Cut Rose Dress - Just like the FemBots in "Austin Powers," everyone knows lasers and fashion do not mix. And, besides, who wants to stand all night in Louboutins!
2) The Built-In Air Conditioner Bodysuit - Leaves you asking fellow partygoers all night: "Is it just me, or do you feel a breeze?"
3) The Gold Spike Dress by The Blonds: Like poor Ralphie in "A Christmas Story," this dress is just begging our mothers to yell at us "You'll put your eye out!"
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