The funny thing about women who actually have the bodies to wear tiny, form-fitting clothes is that they usually don't.

Case in point: Chloe Sevigny, who continually manages to hide her flawless figure with one tarp after another.

The actress's latest offense took place at the "Somewhere" premiere in Los Angeles, where she did the no-pants dance in what looked like a XXXL menswear cloak.

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