"Hey, pal, my eyes are up here!"

While there were quite a few doozies on the red carpet last night, the gown everyone couldn't stop buzzing about this morning at the office was that worn by Charlize Theron.

Designed by Christian Dior, two strategically placed rosebuds awkwardly drew onlookers right to Charlize's chest. Or, as one fellow staffer put it, "She must really be after some attention now that she and Stuart Townsend are broken up."

She reminds me of one of those fembots from "Austin Powers" right before the big bazooka shootout.

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