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| 8:00 am | Wife Swap | ||
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Pro-war wife swaps with anti-war wife. A very conservative, former military mom with strong pro-war views swaps lives with a liberal, pacifist art teacher and anti-war protester. [CC] [TV-14 DLV] |
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| 9:00 am | Blush | ||
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The contestants see double when asked to create good and evil looks for identical twins! Then the pressure is on in Sin City for a Vegas style challenge. [CC] |
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| 10:00 am | Wife Swap | ||
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Pageant wife swaps with artist wife. The Kentucky pageant-obssessed mother of a five-year-old beauty queen who believes looks are everything swaps places with the Pennsylvania artist mom who shuns make-up ans believes the real key to beauty lies within. [CC] [TV-14 DLV] |
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| 11:00 am | Mom's Cooking | ||
| Host Joe Corsano takes daughters inside their mother's kitchen to learn how to cook a favorite recipe from childhood. [CC] |
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| 11:30 am | Mom's Cooking | ||
| Host Joe Corsano takes daughters inside their mother's kitchen to learn how to cook a favorite recipe from childhood. [CC] |
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| 12:00 pm | Desperate Housewives | ||
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It's Valentine's Day on Wisteria Lane, and love is all around (sort of), as Susan (Teri Hatcher) looks forward to a romantic date with Mike Delfino (James Denton), until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber. Also, Mike breaks into a neighbor's house and is shot and tries to hide it from Susan. Meanwhile, after reconciling their relationship, Bree (Marcia Cross) discovers something new about her husband Rex when it comes to his sexual needs. Lynette's (Felicity Huffman) cranky and lonely neighbor accuses the Scavo twins of thievery as Lynette tries her best to handle the situation. Lastly, Gabrielle's (Eva Longoria) work adventures continue as she gets a gig as a mattress model for the "Siesta King."
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| 1:00 pm | Desperate Housewives | ||
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Mike Delfino (James Denton) is questioned about Mrs. Huber's murder by police and is arrested. John's (Jesse Metcalfe) friend, Justin (Ryan Carnes), attempts to blackmail Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) with his knowledge of their affair and becoming her new gardener---but things are not what they may seem for both in the situation. Meanwhile, Tom (Doug Savant) wants a big promotion, but Lynette (Felicity Huffman) fears that she'd be home alone with the kids more than ever and tries her best in discouraging him from taking the job. Also, Bree (Marcia Cross) is shocked when she finds a condom---and even more so when she learns to whom it belongs when Rex (Steven Culp) admits it is not his, but their daughter's. Zach Young (Cody Kasch) plans a pool party for the teens on Wisteria Lane, and things get out of hand. Lastly, an unexpected person 'comes out' and announces he is gay.
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| 2:00 pm | A Different Kind of Christmas | ||
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For Elizabeth Gates (Shelley Long), every kid's dream of having Santa Claus for a father is her worst nightmare. Now she is all grown up and a city attorney running for mayor. Her well-kept secret about her father's identity is about to make headlines. It's a long road to reconciliation between a woman who felt ignored by her father and a man who wants to bring joy to the world.
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| 4:00 pm | Wife Swap | ||
| Military wife swaps with trophy wife. A former colonel who works three jobs while her husband takes care of their home swaps with a rock-and-roll trophy wife. [CC] [TV-PG L] |
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| 5:00 pm | Wife Swap | ||
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Strict wife swaps with clown wife. A mom who runs her home like a boot camp swaps with a lenient mom who is pampered and attends clown college. [CC] [TV-PG None] |
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| 6:00 pm | Reba | ||
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Reba (Reba McEntire) is annoying the family by pulling the same tired tricks to scare them. Cheynne (Joanna Garcia) announces she is going to a sober party with her support group for Halloween and Van (Steve Howey) can't go. Van worries that Cheyenne is spending too much time with Frank (Andrew Walker), her sponsor. No one wants to attend Reba's party, and Brock (Christopher Rich) and Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) try to persuade her to give up her Halloween dream of scaring the children. They catch Cheynne and Frank giggling together in the doorway, and Reba invites Frank in and calls Van down who puts on a big display of his affection for Cheynne in front of Frank. Cheynne is embarrassed and when she leaves, Van confesses to Reba he thinks Cheynne is having an affair. She comes home several hours after her meetings are over. When Van leaves the room, Brock and Barbra Jean think Cheynne is having an affair and Reba is scared they are right.
On Halloween night, Reba sits alone and Van leaves to walk Jake (Mitch Holleman) to a friend's house. Brock, Barbra Jean and Reba are shocked to see Cheynne leave for her party in a skimpy French maid outfit. She dropped a matchbook from a sleazy hotel with a note from Frank.
Jake enters upset and says that Van say Frank and went crazy. They got into a bad fight. Cheynne made her choice to stay with Frank. Van wants to flee to Mexico. Cheynne enters hysterical and wants to know what Van did with Frank because the police are on the way. He says he put him in the drunk. Reba goes to fetch Frank but when she opens the door, she finds Frank bloody and begging for help. Jake snaps a picture of Reba's startled face. Everybody laughs as Reba realizes she's been tricked. Cheynne explains that Frank is an actor from her meetings. They all realize that Barbra Jean, who was not in on the joke, is outside looking for a crime scene. Reba says this Halloween keeps getting better.
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| 6:30 pm | Reba | ||
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Van (Steve Howey) and Brock (Christopher Rich) notices Barbra Jean's (Melissa Peterman) increased eating and Brock admits it bothers him because their love-making has decreased and he thinks she does not feel good about herself. Van tells Reba (Reba McEntire) and Cheynne (Joanna Garcia) that Brock wants Barbra Jean to lose weight. Cheyenne offers to talk to a fellow addict. When an offended Barbra Jean makes a comment about Cheynne being an alocholic, Brock sends her home and tells her that her gained weight doesn't bother him.
Barbra Jean tries to pretend Brock's comment about her gained weight doesn't bother her, but her facade crumbles. She needs help losing weight because it's hard. Cheyenne declares that she and Reba will be Barbra Jean's diet buddies.
Reba, Cheynne, and Barbra Jean become obsessed with food after dieting and exercising. Cheynne and Reba catch each other sneaking food. They decide to eat ice cream together. Barbra Jean comes in and says that apparently she is the only one who wants to lose weight. Cheyenne and Reba report they have already lost some weight. Barbra Jean has gained some, without cheating. Barbra Jean wishes she had bodies like Reba and Cheyenne's. Reba says she does not go to the beach anymore because she's uncomfortable in a bathing suit. Reba tells her that if dieting is making her miserable, she should stop. She tells Barbra Jean that she is wrong about Brock not finding her attractive anymore. She has never been tiny and he has always been attracted to her. She suggests she go home and put on a sexy outfit so Brock can show her how beautiful he finds her. Barbra Jean is so grateful she says she is going to take Reba to the beach tomorrow.
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| 7:00 pm | Rita Rocks | ||
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When her guitar string breaks, Rita (Nicole Sullivan) and Patty (Tisha Martin-Campbell) end up at a guitar shop where they meet two young musicians who invite them to watch their band play. Rita comes home from the concert feeling frisky, but when Jay (Richard Ruccolo) finds out she was hangin’ with a "couple of young studs," he feels a bit threatened. [CC] [TV-PG None] |
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| 7:30 pm | Still Standing | ||
| Louise (Sally Struthers) announces she's getting hitched to her new boyfriend and, to Judy's chagrin, would like her daughter-in-law to perform the maid-of-honor duties, all of which need to be completed in just two weeks. Meanwhile, Bill is thrilled that his mother is getting married, mostly because it means she'll be spending less time with him and his family. Too bad Bill's father has to show up and threaten to spoil everything. Al: Paul Sorvino. Johnny: Clyde Kusatsu. [CC] [TV-PG None] [SAP/Spanish] |
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| 8:00 pm | Reba | ||
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Sleep-deprived Brock (Christopher Rich) comes to pick up Jake (Mitch Holleman) to take him to a soccer game - but the game is already over. Brock explains that the baby is keeping them up all night, and he will make it up to Jake by building a treehouse. Reba (Reba McEntire) tells Brock to stop making promises he can't keep. Brock arrives the next day with the treehouse kit, but he doesn't have time to put it up. Reba and Van (Steve Howey) end up constructing the treehouse. Jake is delighted and asks Brock to camp out in the treehouse overnight. Reba says Brock will camp out, but Brock is upset that Reba made the promise. Brock is concerned about staying with Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) and his new baby. Reba is certain Barbra Jean can cope by herself, and so Brock agrees to join Jake that night. Later Reba answers the door to find Barbra Jean with her crying baby. Barbra Jean asks Reba to hold the baby. At first Reba hesitates because Brock conceived the child while he was still married to Reba. Reba goes into the kitchen where she encounters Jake, who is having a great time with Brock. Reba returns to the living room and takes the baby and soothes her to sleep. Barbra Jean falls asleep too. An hour later, Cheyenne and Van return from a walk they hoped would induce labor. Cheyenne asks to hold the baby, but when she does, she is frightened. She and Van panic that they will soon have a baby of their own. Reba reassures her that maternal instincts will kick in. Brock comes in and sees Reba with the baby. He asks why Reba did not tell him that Barbra Jean and the baby had come over. Brock says he needs to take Barbra Jean and the baby home. Jake hears this and runs outside. Brock says that he is sorry, but a new baby changes things. He has not yet figured out how he will spend time with each child, but he will. Brock leaves and Jake asks Reba to stay in the treehouse with him. Reba realizes Van has been feeling left out, so he goes to the treehouse with Jake.
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| 8:30 pm | Reba | ||
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The school principal, Mrs. Hodge (Julia Duffy), stops by to give Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) her diploma. Mrs. Hodge pretends she is being considerate, but Reba (Reba McEntire) realizes this is an effort to keep a pregnant student out of the ceremony. Reba stands up for Cheyenne, and she gives the diploma back. Later Cheyenne informs Brock (Christopher Rich), Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) and Reba that she does not want them in the delivery room because Cheyenne realizes she and Van (Steve Howey) must do this alone. Reba thinks back to significant moments in Cheyenne's life as she struggles to accept her daughter is growing up. The next day Reba is videotaping Cheyenne as she prepares for graduation. Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) notices Cheyenne lean over the sofa in pain, and she asks if Cheyenne is in labor. Cheyenne is having contractions, but she begs Kyra not to tell anyone. Cheyenne is determined to walk at graduation. Brock and family arrive. Cheyenne, with help from Kyra, hides her contractions during the family photos. At the graduation, Reba thinks back to her labor with Cheyenne, and she remembers leaning over the sofa just like Cheyenne did that morning. Just as Reba realizes Cheyenne is in labor, Mrs. Hodge calls Cheyenne's name to come collect her diploma. She cannot walk because the contractions are very intense, so Van carries her across the stage to retrieve her diploma. He announces to the crowd that they are having a baby. That night at the hospital, Reba lingers outside the delivery room with Brock.They struggle with their daughter becoming an adult and needing them less and less. In the final stages of labor, Cheyenne calls for her mother. Delighted, Reba runs into the delivery room. Later, Cheyenne passes her daughter to Reba who sings to her new granddaughter.
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| 9:00 pm | The Family Holiday | ||
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A romantic family comedy about a thirty-something lovable pool hustler (Dave Coulier) who stands to receive a ten million dollar inheritance if he can prove he's turned his life around and settled down with a family. He hires two orphaned runaways and an unwitting nanny to pose as an instant family. Now if he can only keep the kids away from the state investigator tracking them down, keep the confused nanny from discovering the ruse, and convince his grandfather's representative that all is as it seems -- he'll be a very rich man.
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| 11:00 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Karen (Megan Mullally) invites Will (Eric McCormack) to join her and Jack (Sean Hayes) at her suite at the Palace on Christmas Eve. Grace (Debra Messing) and Leo (Harry Connick, Jr.) have tickets to The Nutcracker. Will, Jack and Karen celebrate at the Palace, then Grace shows up to ask Will to the show: Leo got beeped. When Leo shows up, Will reluctantly gives back his ticket and returns to the Palace, where Karen and Jack allow him back only after he performs 'Twas the Night Before Christmas for them as a Rockette. Leo gets beeped again, and Karen and Jack agree to allow Will to leave only if he sings The Twelve Days of Christmas for them, as the Count from Sesame Street. At the theater, Leo shows up again, and Will blows up at Grace. She apologizes and the two of them take their seats. Moments later, Will joins Leo at the lobby bar. The show is awful. The two ditch Grace, who is surprised in her seat by their sad neighbor, Steve (Steve Paymer).
Karen and Jack go "caroling" at the Palace in their bathrobes by calling room service and serenading the staff as they come by the room.
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| 11:30 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Will (Eric McCormack) lets Jack (Sean Hayes) talk him into joining a gay soccer league and is surprised to find out that the guys on the team are actually serious about soccer. Jack is surprisingly good at it, but Will stinks and decides to quit. When Elliot (Michael Angarano) announces he's quitting his soccer team because he stinks, Jack turns to Will and tells him to set an example. Will says he'll stick it out, and goes to the game with every intention of sitting on the bench with his picnic basket, espresso and biscotti. But when a player is injured, Will is thrown into the game and accidentally scores the winning goal.
Grace (Debra Messing) pushes Karen (Megan Mullally) to ask out a restaurant owner (Andy Garcia) she has a crush on. Karen is nervous; she hasn't dated since Stan and she broke up. Milo accepts her invitation and goes out with her, and Karen is smitten. When Milo then never calls, after telling Karen he would, Grace confronts him at his restaurant, then has to break it to Karen that Milo didn't really like her. They realize their roles are now reversed: Karen's the single girl and Grace is the married lady.
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| 12:00 am | Frasier | ||
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When Niles (David Hyde Pierce) may be tapped for membership in the ultra-exclusive Empire Club, Roz (Peri Gilpin) enters Frasier's (Kelsey Grammer) name for the other open position. Frasier and Niles plan to work together to make each other look good.
Both brothers attend the Empire Club dinner, with Daphne (Jane Leeves) in tow. Amidst the sophisticated company and pricey furniture, Frasier and Niles learn that there is only one opening, and begin an intense series of "put-downs" in front of the members as they each lobby for the spot.
The next day, Frasier and Niles mend fences -- a reconciliation that turns bittersweet when Frasier discovers that he has beem accepted into the club and Niles hasn't. A guilt-stricken Frasier tries to get the president of the group to bid Niles instead, but the Cranes lose all hope of joining when Niles, in an attempt to save Frasier's membership, curses the president and the club, just as Frasier reveals that the bid was actually for Niles.
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| 12:30 am | Frasier | ||
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Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) worries that loyal fan Kari (Renee Lippin) is actually an obsessed stalker after she repeatedly calls him, sends gifts to his home, and appears to be watching his every move. Alarmed by Kari's "devotion," Frasier decides to hire a bodyguard to accompany him to a local broadcasting awards banquet.
Expecting a burly man to protect him, Frasier feels less than secure to find he's been assigned a beautiful young woman named Cindy (Alyson Reed). While Cindy steps into the hall to check Frasier's elevator, Kari calls Frasier, saying she will be wearing a red dress and is looking forward to meeting him at the awards.
A panic-stricken Frasier scrutinizes every woman he sees, and mistakenly tackles a member of the nominating committee, thinking she's Kari. Determined to confront his stalker, Frasier goes into the parking garage and has a run-in with three muggers. Meanwhile, Martin (John Mahoney) finds himself face to face with Kari, only to discover she's a harmless, eighty-year-old widow who simply enjoys listening to Frasier's show.
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| 1:00 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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Renee and George are neighbors of the "Golden Girls." Renee is suffering from "empty nest" syndrome and is afraid to talk to her husband, George, about it. George is a very busy doctor and doesn't seem to be home much, which compounds Renee's feeling of loneliness.
The ladies finally talk Renee into confronting George about her feelings. The next morning at breakfast, Renee is ready. One interruption after another, however, prevents her from proceeding. First it's the ever-present phone. George is constantly on the phone with one patient or another. Another interruption is Chuck, Renee's brother. It seems Chuck is a multiple personality of three parts, one of which is handyman, "Mr. Fix-it." George finally has to leave for work and nothing is resolved. A few days later, Renee's daughter, Jenny, comes home unexpectedly from college. Her boyfriend is seeing another girl and she'll die of embarrassment if she has to remain on campus and see the two of them together day after day. Renee and George convince her to go back to school and Renee goes with her to help her settle back in. While Renee is in New York, George and another neighbor, Oliver, are commiserating about how lonely they are without Renee. It dawns on George this is what Renee had been trying to tell him. He goes to New York with a plan to move his office into the home so they can spend more time with each other. [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 1:30 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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The ladies are quite surprised to hear Rose say she's going to be a mother again. In fact, Rose is surprised herself. Her Uncle has died and left Rose his "baby." The ladies agree to take care of this "baby" until it arrives. "Baby," it seems, is actually a very large pig. But with the pig comes a hundred-thousand dollar bonus to help take care of him until he dies. That, and the fact that Baby is already 29, convinces Blanche and Dorothy.
Meanwhile, Sophia has lost her glasses and can't see a thing. She thinks the pig is the cutest baby she's ever seen. Probably even more cute when the girls cut her in on the money. Baby becomes suddenly very ill and Rose and Vet believe he is deathly homesick for the farm. The ladies send Baby home, only to find out that days later he dropped dead anyway, and they don't have a penny to show for it! [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 2:00 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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Dorothy, thinking she's awakening from a bad dream where Stan and Gloria were in her bed doing the sheet fandango, discovers the "bad dream" is standing in front of her wearing her silk robe. Stan explains that "a hurricane's a-comin'" and they felt scared and vulnerable. To make matters worse, Sophia feels that Stan and Gloria, as a couple, are great news. Dr. Halperin and his date, Carol Weston, arrive. Stan beeped him earlier to have him help sort through the problem. (Basically, Stan has substituted the traffic-cone monkey for Gloria) Later that day, Dorothy and Gloria have made up and are boarding up the house preparing for Hurricane Gil, when Gloria reveals she never would have given Stan a second look if it hadn't been for Ma's insistence. Dorothy's devastated. Sophia, hurt by Dorothy's angry words, goes out into the storm alone. Later, when the police start evacuating the neighborhood, Dorothy discovers her mother's missing. The only thing her search turns up is Stan and Gloria...in her bed, once again.
Dorothy, Stan and Gloria go down to the television station to wait out the storm. Rose and Blanche are there single-handedly trying to put on the "Save the McKinnley Lighthouse" telethon. The only talent outside of Rose singing, 'I can't Believe I Grew A Hair There," is provided by Davey Cricket, (Played by Don Siegel) who chirped like a cricket in a pair of clingy tights, which still left everything to the imagination. During the telethon, they find out that the lighthouse has been destroyed by the storm. Dorothy and Stan talk and decide that their relationship works best when they're divorced. And because they share children and grandchildren, the two year plan won't work. Later, the police arrive with Sophia and Angelo. Sophia had gone to his apartment where they'd both been trapped by the storm. Sophia pulls Dorothy aside and apologizes for giving away her favorite stick toy to Gloria when they are children...That, and her ex-husband. Dorothy finds that the most important thing to her is having her entire family safe...and together. [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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