Joshua McKinley Blog
Category: "season 11"
It was sad to see the beloved and charming Daniel "sashay away" on what seemed to be a very difficult decision for the judges. But in true form of any competition, someone must win while others lose, and unfortunately Daniel's dreams of making it to the final three probably felt like Nancy Kerrigan's knee after Tonya Harding had her way with it. It’s imperative to remember, that she got up after that incident and continued on her amazing journey. As the age old saying states, "If at first you don’t succeed, try try again!" I have no doubt that we will be seeing some brilliant fashion from Daniel in the near future! I am praying he will dive into a bit of menswear and deliver some of those awesome sculpture jackets because I am in need
I would be lying if I said I wasn’t hoping to see a bit of torture in terms of having some insane challenge thrown at the designer’s just days before the show! I mean it seems as though their "design assistants" have been there for weeks and with that kind of help, they should be able to take on designing a thirteenth look. In reality however I didn’t have the chance to be on the edge of my seat with a twist, but I was just as shocked when the designers were given an extra 500 dollars to shop at Mood!
Side note: If you remember Season 9, we had the same opportunity for some exotic reason, do I smell something fishy!? Who needs the extra fabric to make their collection more cohesive and impactful!?
I mean let’s roll back the calendar, shall we…they have each had five MONTHS to put 12 looks together! And yet they are being given more money! As Biggie AKA The Notorious B.I.G has said, "Mo Money, Mo Problems," and it seems to be the case since Patricia and Stanley have a substantial amount of work to complete. Meanwhile, Michelle has the best assistant Amanda working with her that she even has the time to take coffee orders for Stanley and Patricia!
Speaking of coffee, I could use one right at this second to wake me up! I feel like I am witnessing Humpty Dumpty’s infamous fall and not even an Aderol, prayer and an entire team of seasoned sweatshop workers could put back together the travesty happening. I am literally biting my nails praying to see completed garments! But the panic attack I am having at the moment has nothing to do with finished garments or how emotional it is when the families make their much needed "pep rally" debut, it’s in fact surrounding my utter anticipation to see my boyfriend Michael Kors! Can I get a RuPaul, "AMEN, UP IN HERE?" Who has been craving his wit, banter and PRICELESS facial expressions!?
Side note: I absolutely love Zac because he is so intelligent and handsome, but wouldn’t it be great to have them BOTH on the panel!?
I remember that 2 am wake up call for the day of the runway show, like it was yesterday and as tired as I was, the energy and excitement I felt was unlike anything else! It’s emotional to invest so much time into something to then only have it loved or hated! Each of these three designers, have such true and honest collections that help us to better understand who they are and where they see fashion as it stands to them personally. I appreciate the blood, sweat and tears, that Michelle, Stanley and Patricia put into these looks. It reminds me why I love what I do so much and that even with critics, fans, groupies or just plain admirers if you continue to do what you love and achieve to inspire others, then there is nothing going to stop you or hold you back, because you are simply: Bleeding love!
Last week we lost our some solid talent and a girl, though oddly whiny at times, was such a beauty to grace our television and enter our living room each week, Layana. It was sad to see her go because all season we had seen some really concrete work come from her and I imagine with the five months the designers had to put together their 12 look collections, she would have nailed it. Unfortunately we will not have the pleasure of seeing the masterpiece that is Layana. What always upsets me the most about an elimination is when it comes down to a garment that is not something the designer typically designs and in Layana’s case, as Heidi Klum described it "a house coat" sent her home. We all know she would have given us some fabulous eveningwear with her signature "hard and soft" aesthetic.
EGN (Excited Gossip Note): SHE’S BACK! Even if only to lend a helping hand to Patricia, BUT she’s PREGNANT! Congratulations Layana, what a special treat!
Tim is immediately off to visit the designer’s and check in on their progress. First on our tour is Patricia in New Mexico! As the camera descends upon a beautiful sunrise and the gorgeous mountains it’s probably the first realization for most of us watching that Patricia doesn’t look oddly out of place or perhaps that it’s true your surroundings can help you blend. Tim mentions the "epiphany" he is feeling about Patricia, and I do feel he has summed that up for most of us.
Side note: you really want to love the chick, but all that complaining and whining about Richard and not being able to get things finished was really wearing on me!
However it really helps to see people in their natural environment and I think this home visit really has helped to put Patricia in a positive light. I must admit that Patricia’s collection was the one that I was most anticipating because of her background in textiles. I know the short time period of the challenge’s and how hard it is to completely deliver your entire vision, but after seeing most of Patricia’s looks in the works I was much more interested in discussing how delicious the lunch looked that was being served, b/c I didn’t see anything being delivered from the design studio, with an exception to the horsehair caplet, which I thought was SIMPLY DIVINE!
Next off we are almost engulfed by Daniel and his new do, and all I am thinking is…OMG, it’s been four months, do the drapes match the carpet!?
Side note: I know it’s a stressful time, but one must keep everything in check, I only had four and a half weeks to make a collection and I didn’t look like Raggedy Ann!
On a lighter and less thought provoking note, it is so wonderful to see the excitement in Daniel. He has really delivered some kooky humor to the entire season, along with some fabulous jackets! Can we talk about his molding technique? LIVING for that! As we previewed the collection, I was a little lost on how the solar system and Dali were playing into the pieces that we were seeing. It really didn’t make any sense to me at all. The stingray is a fabulous touch, but doing it on an excessive amount of pieces is really over kill for me!
Design note: there are only 12 looks, so don’t overkill one technique or one fabrication, as a designer to put a solid cohesive collection together, you really have to know how to merchandise in all of those elements and even though you may LOVE one thing, do your best to edit down. And trust; I learned my fair share of editing!
It’s off to Stanley’s, and as I guessed we have to blow off all the dust and remove the moth balls before we can take a look at the collection! I say that with love, but also some frustration. I think Stanley has some of the best construction and tailoring on the show. The man has such skill and talent, that I think at points it has worked against him. It is hard to let go of everything you know and love and are attracted to, and throw it out the window to try new things. One thing is CERTAIN for sure, he knows EXACTLY who is client is, and for that I applaud him 100%, however he will not win the show if he only does it the way Stanley wants it.
Side note: this is a design competition and part of these challenges is to listen and take the critiques from the judges and show them how you have listened and respected them.
I don’t feel there was much listening at all, nor really caring about their opinions and past critiques. All I have to say is that this is THEIR 10,000 dollars and as much as YOU want to show what YOU want to show, THEY want to see what THEY want to see. Confusing I realize, but let’s just make it simple and say, "Even politics play into fashion."
Last but not least we land in the beautiful city of Portland to see how Michelle is doing. It had been a tough last few episodes for her but I can see the fight in her eyes this entire season, so of course I am intrigued to see the magic she has been producing. First and foremost I must say that I love her workspace! It’s almost as though HGTV came in and set up the room to compliment her designs. What I think really set Michelle apart from the rest is the story and vision of the woman she is dressing. I love the whole idea of the "lone wolf/woman." I think as she said it really translates the story of her journey on the show, and in fact it really embodies most designer’s stories. I of course am gagging over the design with detachable bags because I am in love with oddly functional clothing and anything dealing with the "more is better" aesthetic! Some of her fabric manipulations and over the top design has me really craving to see the collection in its entirety!
Judging note: who else thought Zac Posen’s commentary about design from the cuts, to the length, to the techniques used was fabulous and spot on!? Such a brilliant designer and judge!
Well you all know the results…Michelle, Stanley and PatriciaIN, DanielOUT!
Do you think they got it right, or was Daniel "stung"?
THAT was the "to be continued…" we were waiting for? Don’t get me wrong, I am glad to see that they gave Michelle another chance, but I was waiting for something juicy to happen, weren’t you? I just had to giggle to myself when everyone was trying to console Michelle, because the girl was NOT having it! I feel for her, as I am sure many people did as well. We all can relate to those moments when you "just don’t want to be touched." It was really vulnerable of her and honestly human. Those are the moments that make reality TV its best and define EXACTLY what it is "reality"!
While Michelle is still in, she gets to enjoy her time in the Big Apple, while the other four each travel to their assigned respective cities: Berlin, London, Paris and Barcelona! Truly such an amazing opportunity to travel to a foreign European city, become inspired and purchase your textiles there. What makes this even more exciting is that the budget has just had some Botox and the limit is set at $1000. Even with the conversion in each of the respective cities, it’s a ton of money to buy more than what each designer will need to make a "high-end runway look."
Naturally the architecture in these cities is going to be breathtaking and Stanley and Layana are both extremely inspired by what they are seeing. Layana is honing in on the passion of Barcelona and is drawn to a lot of the tile work that she sees, while Stanley is deciding to go a little "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" on us, with something a bit dark that is "ghostly or haunting, very modest (of course, darling we wouldn’t expect sex from you), that is long and lean."
Like Patricia, I too was just in Paris and I was so excited to see that she was drawn to the street art! There truly is an abundance of street art, and it’s not horrific like the graffiti we see in NYC and other US cities, it really is art. It’s thought out, it’s planned, and it really speaks to you if you let it. It’s almost like walking through an art gallery in the streets, so when Patricia points out how it’s like "layering of history" I was right on board with her and intrigued to see how she brings to life the "True gritty street, NOT the romantic Paris."
Meanwhile over in Berlin, Daniel is getting his first trip of European travel and what a city to start in! I had been some six years ago for New Year's in the winter and what a different place it looks like in the summer months. It is definitely sad to see how emotional he is getting, but I too would be just as overwhelmed. Like Paris, it has some amazing street art but what sets it apart is how raw it is. Speaking of raw, feelings that is, Michelle is back in NYC exploring for her inspiration. With so much around her, she should be glad she doesn’t have to deal with jetlag, and she finds her inspiration from the concrete jungle itself! She says she is "cleansing her feelings" which is sparked by seeing the stains of old chimneys when they were fueled by coal or wood.
The fabric shopping seems to go seamless for most, except for Patricia, who actually has to RETURN fabric! How hysterical is that? In America, "You break it, you bought it," or in terms of fabric stores, "You cut it, you bought it!" I was delighted to see how patient the saleswoman was while Patricia was acting like she was on an episode of "Hoarders"! I also love the guts Stanley has to spend almost his ENTIRE budget on four years of leather sequin fabric, so ballsy, but so confident!
After making it through customs safely, the designers meet back at 1407, where Michelle is not having it with them! I can understand her frustration and feeling of being left out, but I honestly think it was for the best!
Side note: Michelle, no tears boo, just win the damn show and take the 100 thousand dollars and visit whatever country you please!
The only thing you really missed out on was having the opportunity to shop of fabric that might not be at Mood, but like Tim infamously says, "MAKE IT WORK!" And for four of the designers, they did just that, unfortunately we lost Layana to what Heidi described as a "house coat," and that saddens me, because Layana leaves us on a design that was NOT EVEN her forte! So frustrating when that happens!
I kind of fell in love with the romantic Spanish flare; do you think the judges got it right?
It's that time of the season. Some call it spring cleaning, while we on "Project Runway Teams" call it "Reorganizing and Reconstructing!" With Richard gone it's down to the Top 5, and honestly probably the point of the season in which the show is just beginning. Would it really be a complete season without bringing back some familiar faces to the show? Never! What always alarms me about this point is that they come back as "sewing assistants." Now doesn't that just sound demeaning? I mean we did cast them as designers, so wouldn't it be more appropriate and politically correct to call them "design assistants?" I'm just saying!
Speaking of politically correct, Tim tells the designers it's time to utilize the communication and management skills they have developed throughout the season thus far. WHAT!? The only thing that has developed for the designers this season is their tolerance for insanity! With the five that remain, I think there are some of the WORST communicators of the cast, e.g. Patricia. She doesn't even comprehend what she is saying half the time, and the wide-eyed facial expression that seems to own her face, should be an indication that she's lost herself. As a viewer it's hard to understand what she is trying to say if it doesn’t have to do with complaining about someone else.
Daniel has me singing "Oh Happy Day" from "Sister Act 2" while he is describing what a relief it is to finally have to chance to design alone and be 100 percent him. I think he has really summed up that feeling for the other 4 as well. It’s the moment they have all been waiting for, to develop and carry out their own ideas as a solo force. I would like to reference back to the very first episode when on set, on hot cameras, and in front of the viewers the designers learned that they were on a brand new format of "Project Runway" -- TEAMS! I personally applaud each and every one of them for sticking it out; they are all troopers in my eyes.
We descend upon 57th Street and 8th Avenue on the gorgeous architecture of the Hearst Corporation building, home to Marie Claire and numerous other affluent publications and businesses. The camera pans onto the impeccable Nina Garcia and ever-so-handsome Tim Gunn waiting to deliver the news that this week's challenge is all about creating a Spring/Summer high fashion editorial look that will be worn by Jordana Brewster and run in the May issue of Marie Claire! What a fabulous challenge, a fabulous prize, and a FABULOUS opportunity for the designers to expand their EDITORIAL wings.
Nina design note: No red carpet looks, no t-shirts and pants, think BOLD in terms color, shape, silhouette and print.
Back at 1407, the designers learn who will be their sewing assistants, and for some the reveal is dreadful. Most, if not all, fear the possibility of having to work with Richard, but as the universe states the law of attraction nailed Patricia her fate. She's paired with Richard once again, while things work out in favor for Michelle. Stanley goes to left field in most people's eyes with his choice of Tu, while I see it as the perfect opportunity for him to be completely in charge. He always had something harassing to say about Kate's overbearing and controlling personality while working with Tu, and now after a good Windex to the specks you can clearly see the twinkle of Hannibal Lector in his eyes.
Opinions are flying about opposing teams throughout the day while Tim stops in for his weekly visit with an overall message for the room to be designing "what's next, NOT what's now!" Daniel has definitely honed in on the "fantasy" of high-fashion editorial that Nina spoke of, and Michelle had me rolling with probably the best line of this entire season: "If you don't know how to get to 'Sesame Street,' Daniel can tell you how to get there!" There definitely has been a lack of comedy this season, but I imagine that's because we have been focusing on such great work. NOT! I have yet to be BLOWN away by something, and I think Layana is definitely serving up something fabulous this week. Rihanna says it best that "Chains and whips excite me!" and Layana is delivering on her leather and chain look. Patricia, however, seems envious that she hasn't used the technique yet, so instead of giving compliments she chooses to take the low road and bash Layana's technique. All the while, Patricia has a disaster happening in front of her that she would rather complain about than change. With all the attitude and negativity spewing from her mouth, I would have just watched her crumble hearing all the excuses. There is no doubt she has unbelievable talent, however I don't think she knows as much about construction and sewing. Perhaps she and Richard should take a class together?
Side note: Even having a sewing assistant, you should plan to finish everything yourself. You are still in the competition with a huge prize at stake, and I imagine you don't plan to share your winnings with your helper.
In most factories around the world, there is a standard of treatment for the employees even if the minimum wage is unfathomable to most, but the way Stanley is treating Tu would call for a government inspection! At points it is truly unbearable to watch and honestly just sad. It's one thing to tell someone to "take a nap," but to attack their skills as a designer is so belittling. I'm extremely sad for Tu, but ultimately the jacket that Stanley is harping on him for "f*cking up" turns out to be the piece the judges love the most!
While Nina had forewarned the designers to "do your BEST work," she, along with the other judges, is disappointed in some. They all really come down hard on Michelle for the t-shirt and pants, but Michelle does not waver from her idea of "a b*tchin' giant pair of linen pants and the weirdest little t-shirt you have ever seen!" It was a risk that at this point might or might not pay off, because we now have a cliffhanger until next week!I am on the edge of my seat. Tell me what your predictions are!
To Be Continued...
With salability behind us we embark on our new journey of creativity! This is perhaps one of the most creative "realistic" challenges of the season: the HP create your own print challenge. Truly what makes this so exciting is that it’s every designers dream to begin to create, manufacture and design using your own customs prints. It can give you an edge and an identity as a designer in this industry and its just flat out a heck of a lot of fun and more motivational to work with something that you created yourself!
With inspiration from the Guggenheim museum and a headache for me from Patricia and Layana, I would have eliminated a few designers with a quick nudge from the top floor of the gorgeous building and call it a day! I mean eventually there has to be elimination so it would naturally just be moving things along! Right!?
I was honestly starting to feel bad for Richard as the episode unfolded. I would have taken the time to sew a body bag to put Patricia in if she kept hounding me for a design, as if she truly ever has one in mind herself. Love the women’s textile techniques to death, but really go back into her design rolodex for the season thus far…have you been blown away?
Side note: From experience you may have a design idea in mind; however as the challenges and work room time constraints tick away designs have to naturally change at points to complete them and sometimes it is actually for the better! With that said, being completely lost for a design idea is EXTREMELY frightening. I would compare it to a writer’s block if you are having trouble understanding the picture I am trying to paint.
Speaking of painting, it’s always interesting to have to show an avant-garde look and then a ready to wear look that has a clear reference and influence to one another. It can either be a beautiful marriage or something that looks entirely divorced! There was a clear divorce between Richard’s chef hat skirt and Patricia’s ghost of Christmas past costume, but I find the culpability of that within horrible communication between the two. I do believe Richard had pulled an Elvis and "already left the building" mentally, but I also think since Patricia wanted to take on the outrageous avant-garde look, she should have been better able to articulate the vision she was going for. I can imagine that was quite hard with all the voices that seem to be having a conference call inside her head. She wanted us to believe she knew the direction she was going to make Richard look inept when ultimately she just wanted to play preschool and paint her textile, while blowing smoke up our butts.
Speaking of blowing smoke, Layana started the forest fire this week thinking Smokey the Bear was going to come and save her! She put up such a stink in the Guggenheim because she felt she would be best to carry out the avant-garde look and Richard would be better at the ready to wear look. Well baby, he did just that, and when he felt he should be the winner of your duo, Niagara Falls appears and suddenly you have the "I feel betrayed" card thrown out on the table. Haven’t you ever been to a casino love? The house always wins!
As for the pairing of Michelle and Stanley it looks as though it paid off for Stanley. It was a good match seeing how Michelle’s contemporary rock edge gave life to Stanley’s once again 50s reference! I mean I think to date he’s referenced his look to this era 4 or 5 times this season. The question remains, what did Michelle gain from working with him? I would guess patience and a better understanding of the 50s!
It’s sad to see Richard go, because I don’t think it was his talent that ejected him&151;it was ultimately the intensity of the competition. As he said during his Skype chat with his friend,"This competition takes more endurance then you think." That’s very true. You got to have the endurance to keep with all your fierce and yes girl moments, or the psychological side of the show, the people and the competition can EAT YOU ALIVE! LOL I really let myself go as though I’m writing a Stephen King novel about a competition eating people alive! How silly of me. Did I think this was as dangerous as "Survivor"!? Any who boos, Top 5, and can’t wait to see what next!
Does anyone have their Top 3 predictions? Let me know your comments and thoughts! XOXO
If you’re like me, we have all had a week to cool ourselves down from last week’s episode, where the only thing that kept us watching was to get a glimpse of the beautiful bodies of the Thunder from Down Under boys! I was sad to start this episode with the absence of Amanda, but I imagine she is already making waves somewhere, even if it is in the tub! I know Nashville is ready to embrace her talent and I look forward to seeing what she does.
I prayed we would have less whining this week so we could get back to creating some glamorous fashion and of course we start the show out with Richard and Layana not being able to share toys in the sandbox! I mean honestly dolls, didn’t you ever learn to kill you enemies with kindness!? It’s the first rule of the fashion world, heck of the world in general, don’t be fooled by the fancy parties and the double kisses photographed during fashion week. They all go back to the office and chatter with annoyance and aggravation about their competition and "frenemies!"
One aspect that has begun to emerge is that the judges are an integral part of pairing the designers for the following challenge! I absolutely love this seeing how they have no idea what happens in the workroom on the day to day basis and are merely matching the designers on what they think can be interesting collaborations. It makes for a fabulous new dimension to the show and one that makes us all antsy in our seats.
With this being the Lord & Taylor challenge, it’s specific, and within lies the challenge to create a look that embodies not only the Lord & Taylor style, but the trick is to design something they will crave. Like most department stores, the consumer is oversaturated with choices, so this is a tricky challenge to design for knowing you will really have to hone in on your design and mold it to be something that you could see this specific customer wanting to spend $250 on.
Side note: It’s easy to get caught up on making it within the budget, but the truth of the matter is, if the judges love it and they want it, they will (no pun intended) "Make it work!"
It’s the point of the season where we certainly see designers at a lack of ideas and Richard is taking the top prize for being drained creatively. Heck, I’d rather see "tacky," in the words of Layana, then boring and seen before! Talking about his color blocked maxi dress as if it’s never been done before? Umm hello, did we not see Prabal Gurung three seasons ago!? And "Miss I need a pacifier to suck on" Layana feeding us from her hard and soft birdbath…Groundbreaking, leather and chiffon! Puke! And by puke I’m talking about her fabric choice. I don’t know, perhaps it reminded her of her abuela's sofa!?
Meanwhile in the far corner we are having a "he said, she said" battle following Tim’s departure from Michelle and Daniel. I mean it made for an interesting moment, but I just had to giggle knowing that it’s all recorded by the court room stenographer, and can be replay to sort out this debacle. They are both strong designers in the competition and can be of asset to one another, leave all the drama up to Layana and Richard for today, because you’re drawing to much attention to yourselves.
Side note: It’s great to finally see some sort of friction, even if its childish, it’s making for a far better ending to a rather slow and tedious, "OMG, we are all going to be friends here," beginning! Don’t you agree?
I was disappointed to not see Zac Posen in his chair this week, not only because he’s so handsome, but I think he would have been such an integral point of view for the designers to here from regarding retail and the salability of a garment. He has built a huge fashion design house in less than 15 years, Impressive!
Remembering it’s the Lord & Taylor event I realized I wasn’t going to be "blown away" by the runway show. But it’s the most realistic challenge we might see all season, because when the cameras stop rolling and the microphones are off, this is what it’s all about loves…SELLING! It’s what makes a business and it’s what grows a business. Frankly without selling your clothes might as well be a plumber. These designers are here to do just that, design, get picked up by stores, and create seasonal collections.
It’s definitely a diverse runway show and it gave the judges a lot to discuss. It was by far one of the first challenges that truly became a subjective numbers game and what Bonnie and the judges find the most attractive and sellable for that moment. That’s the tricky thing with fashion, one day you might be on the plus and nail all the right trends, and the next season, you might be completely off. Regardless you have to own what you do and believe in it!
Talking about believing in what you do, I applaud Samantha like a 13 year old girl at a Justin Beiber concert for this week! She took a risk to design for a more junior Lord & Taylor consumer and it didn’t work, but she stood by her design with conviction. With Lord & Taylor in the works to revamp the customer base for the store, I wouldn’t have taken such a risk to try and reach a new demographic for them, in terms of design, let them take that risk first and see if it’s profitable or not. I would have amped up a design as Michelle did for their current customer, which it was a gorgeous shift and what ultimately landed her the win. Remember: design and deliver who and what you are as a designer and let them come to you, because it’s tricky to try and make people see your vision especially when what they are looking at and for are dollar signs.
After cleaning up their workspaces from last week the latest updates to hit the "Project Runway" obituaries are that Tu has picked up Rosetta Stone and a fly swatter while Kate picked up a "Teen Cosmo" and reality check! It’s sad to see both them go…well actually, who am I kidding, and it was a blessing! I never really had any emotional attachment to Tu, because we never really got to know or understand who he was as a designer and Kate had some pretty solid skills and was quite entertaining, but it just became too much of her complaining and focusing on everyone else and their designs, when she should have just focused on what was right in front of her.
It’s the challenge I have been waiting for all season, and clearly not because of the drama or the fashion, but the beautiful Australian men! I share in Heidi’s misery of not being able to attend the pre-show of "Thunder from Down Under!" It was quite the show, but I was sad to see no tip action or "Magic Mike" moves! Then again, I realize this is a family show, or I least it still is somewhere across this great country of America.
I have to admit, I was so close to turning off my television as soon as all the "I don’t do menswear" statements started to fly! Hello designers, we are in the 11th season on "Project Runway" and if you have not noticed, there always seems to be one menswear challenge! I think automatically people’s minds go directly to "suiting" and here is the definition for your future references:
Suiting – noun
1. A set of clothing, armor, or the like, intended for wear together.
2. A set of men's garments of the same color and fabric, consisting of trousers, a jacket and sometimes a vest.
3. A similarly matched set consisting of a skirt and jacket, and sometimes a topcoat or blouse, worn by women.
This of course is a very in-depth definition and quite intimidating, but there are so many other areas within the design field of menswear. I always say, if you can sew, you can tackle anything! Then again we did just come off a duct tape challenge so I can imagine it’s odd for the designers to once again have to use the amazing Brother sewing equipment and use it well!
I really felt for Richard and Michelle collectively trying to get there respective teams to think outside the box on this challenge, even if for a moment of fresh air! Both however faced the Union and the Rebels and neither team were receptive to hearing what they had to say. Michelle took the "You FOOLS, and decided to go along with them for the time being," while Richard was rightfully hurt and thought, "I’m trying to be creative and help," and he saw the Regina George in each of his teammates. I feel bad because he immediately shut down and really had no interest in enjoying the challenge after that and he DEFINITELY wanted nothing to do with Layana, who apparently thinks everything she does in not "tacky" because she feels confident enough to use the word enough to describe Richard's design aesthetic.
It’s sad when the other designers can appreciate what you bring to the table even if is not their taste. I personally think it just shows the insecurities of what society is telling them think and or believe about something or someone. It’s a sad state of living in a world with too many followers and not enough leaders and it think it parallels this season flawlessly. There are truly a few standouts as great designers, yet most have just merely filled a place within the workroom while slaughtering good fabric along the way!
It’s a disaster in the workroom by the time the hunks make their way in for fittings. Nothing fits, nothings exciting, expect for the tan and beautiful bodies, and nobody seems to grasp the fact that these guys need to look HOT! It’s just a chaos of crap and the designer’s faces let us know that. The whining ensues especially from Layana, and if is have to sit here and hear Patricia discuss how she feels bad and wishes she could be helping her team out more, I’m going to have to throw my cell phone at her head in true Naomi Campbell style! I mean woman, finish the Wal-Mart button up, or in this case Velcro button-up and HELP!
Joshua note: I can stand someone who complains but refuses to fix the problem or do anything to make it better! Ex: "IF YOU’RE TIRED, TAKE A NAP!"
It was no surprise to me following the show that there was clearly no actual winner of the challenge as a whole. I do however think Michelle and Daniel both did a nice job on their looks, but like the panel of judges, I think it was a reality check to not let anyone walk away with the win!
The most entertaining portion of the whole episode was watching Nina laugh uncontrollably! I swear she had me in tears just watching her… Now that’s good television! I was of course sadden to see the beautiful and talented Amanda leave us on Velcro pants, but like Heidi says, "One day you’re in, the next day you’re out," and today was all about, "No Shoes, no shirt, we’re in Business!" Now on with the show!
After last week’s shock of Benjamin going home over Amanda, its clear most don’t think Amanda will be able to rise to the occasion, but I have faith she’s still in the competition because we have yet to see what she is truly capable of. Plus, seeing how she is so articulate she’s the main reason I understand the premise of the challenges through her interviews. I mean hello, she’s pulling the weight for half the cast in being clear, audible and helping the viewer to comprehend the mess unfolding before our eyes each week. Thank you Amanda!
Heidi has truly taken the idea of wild animals on leashes and as pets to a new level, and introducing the challenge with her pet duck, seems even something Paris Hilton hasn’t attempted to tame. Like the designers I was lost on where we were headed with this challenge, but I should have guessed it was down sticky lane with Duct Tape! I truly think the first thing that came out of my mouth was, "Wow, what a fabulous challenge!" While most designers are "fingers-crossed" in hopes to not be paired with Patricia or Amanda, Kate is merely focused on pointing out all the "b*tches" of the group, and praying she has Tu to put on a leash again just like Heidi’s pet duck!
Side note: Notice how Kate has seemed to only like to work with Tu? Ding dong folks, he doesn’t say much and it’s terribly hard to understand him when he does but still he always seems to be stuck with "It’s my way or the highway Kate!"
The wild thing is, I was so touched by her a few weeks ago, no seriously, I had a tears in my eye during her deliberation speak and then as the smoke lifted I wanted to shake Tu and say, "Boo, move on, your talent is being obscured and overridden!"
Always confident Stanley has no worries for this challenge of course, he has designed prom dresses for his nieces many times before…but I thought he and Richard were the only "high fashion" designers? I imagine he just meant the latter of that statement! And seeing how after he overlooked working with Richard, he’s clearly taken that statement back! Babes over bros clearly!
It’s the Gold Rush of 1849 with Richard and Daniel, and it’s for Beyoncé of course! But Layana is not happy with the boys claiming their stake on the lot of gold duct tape! She immediately takes it to the appropriate level of the challenge of "high school" and claims it to be Richard's jealously of her being chosen by Stanley! Wake up 6, it’s not that deep! Speaking of whining, my ears are bleeding listening to Kate! She has such a strong opinion about EVERYONE in the room, but is failing to see the horror on her dress form! She won’t let Tu have a say until Tim comes over and blows the lid off her confidence can and at that point it’s so condescending I would have duct taped her mouth shut for the rest of the challenge!
I think having a live show with actual high school students added a great element to the challenge; however it’s imperative as the designer to stand behind your look and not waiver your design based on such a subjective group of individuals. As I have said many times before this design competition is about displaying who you are as a designer and creating a voice for your esthetic. We need a hero, not someone that is going to serve everyone because even while sticking to what feels right chances are you are going to be criticized anyway, so why not be criticized for something you love.
The runway show is a hit with the students and I applaud how quickly the looks have come together! I know the time constraints and even I was pretty blown away with them! I of course am in love with Michelle and Amanda’s hounds tooth manipulation, its spot on! Speaking of manipulation, I have to raise both hands and clap obnoxiously for Patricia’s work on the skirt. I think it’s absolutely fabulous and even though it seems the consensus to work with her is rather taxing, I am sure each person, if they open themselves up to her, could learn a lot. Textile artists are some of the most creative people I have met, because they see things in a completely different way than most designers and in this case Patricia is able to apply those new and interesting techniques to her designs! So instead of being scared to work with Patricia, I would be volunteering myself!
Interesting enough, Patricia and Samantha won over the 20 percent vote of the students and I would imagine half would be the easy and fun silhouette and the other half would be the divine duct tape textile manipulation! While the petrified 80s baked potato falls flat along with Tu and Kate’s gala dress.
Congratulations FINALLY to Michelle first and foremost on her rightfully deserved win, the dress was EVERYTHING, and the lovely Amanda for making it out of her rut! Work it out girls!!
It’s always an uncomfortable moment when they ask each team who was the weakest link and should be sent home. In the case of Tu and Kate, it shows a lot of character to own the leadership role, and I applaud Kate for doing so. Ultimately I had the shock of my life when BOTH were sent home! I literally gasped at the television, and that I rarely do unless I find a Swarovski encrusted blazer!
In the end however, I do think it was the appropriate choice on the judges to make the double elimination, this is "Project Runway 'Teams'"if you have forgotten. And it seems as though Kate must have "forgotten" high school seeing how hot pink, zebra, gold and a "queens of hearts costume" trumped her dress. You may not be seeing any prom dresses from Tu and Kate in the near future, however you would most likely see that dress at a funeral…IN THE COFFIN!
Matthew leaves us to venture on a voyage to find a new inner confidence. From what I have learned about him as a designer, or artist in his prerogative, I can only imagine the best place to find it is somewhere in his studio buried underneath a pile of pleated kilts and skirts. The pressure to perform can really set in for some of the designers and get the best of them and in Matthew’s case; the game did just that and really cramped his creative soul. It’s of course sad to see him go on a note that I think he will look back on and not be fond to reminisce, because I can see he has all the right elements to be a fabulous artist, just no confidence at the moment to be in a stressful design atmosphere. Having been in the bottom week after week, it’s hard to pick yourself up after those blows, but you must! It’s essential to moving on to the new challenge and leaving the past in the past. I say grab a few hand grenades on Bourbon Street and forget about it!
Speaking of drinks, I imagine Michelle would like something straight-up right about now! The poor girl has been in the bottom each week and has had some of the best designs on the runway! This just goes to show how the new format of "teams" is a bit tricky. Should we really be looking over some of the best work all because the "team" doesn’t perform as well as you? It’s a question I have been pondering, but I also realize eventually the best will prosper in the end; it’s simply about continuing to do work that keeps you in the game.
From experience I dreaded being teamed up with a designer that I had no interest in working with, and of course Michelle lets the universe know Patricia is that designer for her. So low and behold, Patricia's name is pulled from the button bag! Ironic, perhaps, but as the age old saying states: Be careful what you wish for!
It’s great to see "Project Runway" really diving into the humanitarian causes and giving back to those that have come before us, literally senior citizens! This challenge is all about designing around gravity or the effects of it, and digging deep into your design rolodex to create shape and form where there is lack thereof. Seeing how it’s the "real woman" challenge it’s one of the most crucial and I would be confident in saying that most have probably only worked with "models," so it’s interesting to see you might have a few hiccups. This is what it’s all about and I can assure you it’s one that will challenge even the best.
At this point of the competition, the designers have gotten to know the quality and taste of one another and have pretty much made their minds up over who really has the chops in this competition to go all the way. Michelle is serving it up straight in the confessionals and letting us know "Tu can’t sew for (beep)!" I’m still more focused on trying to understand what he’s saying half the time, I think up until this point of the show the only thing I have understood was "Lady Gaga" from him! While Stanley is certain him and Richard work well together because they are the only "high fashion designers," the only thing true about that statement is the "high" part!
I think Amanda needs an "Amber Alert," because the girl is LOST! We are just making dresses here my love, not fighting the Battle of Jericho. I can understand it can be somewhat of a schizophrenic design show because some challenges are about being uber creative and others are simply about making beautiful clothes. This challenge however is about honing in on the personality and needs of the client. I’m baffled that so many of the designers are finding it difficult to incorporate their design perspective into the needs of our lovely senior citizens. What I’ve learned having won both the "real woman" challenges on my seasons is that ultimately they just want to look and feel beautiful! As much as we want to be on the cutting edge of fashion and think of the next best idea as a designer, the bottom line is that you want the clothes to sell and speak for themselves through the beauty of the clients that wear them. You can aspire to be the most avant-garde designer or most commercial designer; however it all comes down to people wearing it to feel like a million bucks, while you make a million bucks!
Posen Point: ART & COMMERCE!!! ART & COMMERCE!!! You have to find the balance!
The runway show is a disaster for most but the women are just so excited it’s hard to not love the excitement they are feeling. Layana and Michelle both equally have lovely garments that fit their client’s needs but unfortunately are safe because Patricia sent a burlap sack down the runway with what looked to be the same fork technique that Daniel used two episodes ago!
Side note: I understand they are one day challenges, but cutting corners and not being able to hem your dress and skirt is poor, and then trying to fool us as an viewer that you are doing some "amazing fork technique" is inexcusable.
Definition: (noun) Separates – A garment, such as a skirt, jacket or pair of slacks that may be purchased separately and worn in various combinations with other garments.
The definition alone should clue you in to the fact that they really rose to the occasion this week and that’s why I am agreeing with the judges that they were both in the top and happy that Stanley walked away with his first win!
It was definitely a hard call to decide who should go home and after noticing Ben had taken notes on my blog from last week; I was sadden to see Heidi giving him the two cheek kisses of the week. I must say I was a little shocked as you might have been as well, but it really keeps the game interesting and you know I will be tuning in next week to see if Amanda is going to spend an entire challenge stuck on deciding what to design! My best advice to her and the remaining designers: Always trust your gut; it will help you to "Defy Gravity!"
This just goes to show you in the words of our beloved Cindy, "This is so much harder than it looks on TV!" Indeed she was 110 percent correct, and it seems this season the cast seems to think the designing part was a gag and their personalities and confidence issues should carry them through.
Side Tip: Don’t break down too early in the game and give away your whole life story; there is always something extremely intriguing about a bit of mystery that we have to learn about you!
Welcome to the real life version of Hunger Games ladies and gents, just add a little fabric, throw a little glitter on it, add a new Lexus to the mix, who wouldn’t be out for the kill!
Joe's barely had time to pack up his last screenprinted cat sweater before Tim Gunn decides to leave us dangling like Sylvester Stallone in "Cliffhanger" with the news that Heidi is waiting for the designers on the runway! I'm more concerned that Heidi is waiting then actually discovering the news at all. As the clown car door opens the remaining twelve designers pile out of the backstage to the unveiling of Heidi holding the infamous velvet button bag. Side note: After eleven seasons and the horrific bed bug infestations in NYC, have they decontaminated that thing yet?
Where Santa's velvet bag brings tears of joy and happiness, Heidi's brings nothing but fear and nightmares. You can see that panic come over the designers; most have turned a shade paler then Benjamin, knowing they are in store for a team toss-up. On the other end of the spectrum you have Tu, who looks extremely perplexed. You can see him thinking, "Is the bag a designer tote or a Canal Street knock-off?" No worries, Tu, I wondered the same thing as well. (I was more intrigued to know if the button bag was rigged, because on my season I always seemed to be paired with the most incompetent and boring designers, all of whom failed to realize they were on a competition design show. I mean honestly, you had Heidi, Tim, Nina, and Michael judging you and you needed Bob Barker to come over and beat you in the head with his obnoxious microphone before you realized you were subjecting yourself to a reality television show!?)
Button Bag fact: There are no interior hidden pockets and the names are all pulled randomly. I have seen and felt it!
It's exciting to find out the designers will be working in pairs. History is full of infamous duos from Mickey and Minnie to Bonnie and Clyde, with some duos' DNA focusing on happiness, others' on pure torture.
I would just like to take a minute to dissect how I perceived the designers' reactions to the pairing-up in a new section titled "Joshua McKinley's Verbiage."
Daniel's reaction to Samantha: "WHAT? Me first? I may like shapes, but I wonder if you can corn-row my moustache and I'll comb your weave?"
Stanley's reaction to Richard: "I hope you know this is a working relationship and not Match.com."
Michelle's reaction to Matthew: "Bartender! Matthew here will have a Prozac and I'll have that bottle of tequila!"
Layana's reaction to Patricia: "Aww, that's so sweet."
Tu's reaction to Kate: "I heard my name! Who? What?!"
Amanda and Benjamin have our only arranged marriage of the evening. and it's one that Benjamin is hesitant about since Amanda was thrown under the bus last week by her team. Does Benjamin have dementia and not remember the "shipwreck" of an outfit he sent down the runway two weeks ago? Kudos indeed for improving last week, but a loom, tears, and an accent are far off from giving you clout to discuss Amanda's credentials. If I were you I would be less concerned with "understanding Amanda's aesthetic" and more on making your duo work!
Side note about last week's episode: I was aghast with her entire team and their vacant choice of naming her as their "weak link." It's a clear case of "I don't want to say a different name and upset anyone, so I'll just be a follower like everyone else and continue on the band wagon of choosing Amanda." From someone that loves a little drama, I agree with Amanda that it was overly dramatic and they were all just looking for a scapegoat. Well honey bunnies, you got one, and isn't she pretty!
And let me clarify something. If you choose to compete on a national television show, with a prize that can change your business life, you better be prepared to take hits from people, but to take them personally is preposterous. Half these people will end up working at the bank where you deposit your money!
After our new newlyweds said their "I dos," we head over to Johnny Utah’s in midtown Manhattan. I've had a few tipsy nights on their mechanical bull while wearing some rhinestone cowboy boots that are truly "made for walking." It's now become the launch pad of inspiration for the next challenge. Pan up to a Grammy-winning bleach blonde country rock star: Miranda Lambert! I think I almost cried seeing Benjamin's face, which looked as though he had NO IDEA who she was! You could tell he was thinking, "She resembles Carrie Underwood, but it's clearly not her."
At Mood it looks as though the leather department is having a sale on Louboutins, it's so crowded! Michelle was not about to go navy like the rest of the herd, while Daniel was spewing like a teapot in excitement over his "tin foil" treated leather. Back in the work room, the Brother sewing machines are being put to the test with this country-rock 'n roll challenge and they are killing it, with their amazing Teflon sewing feet to pierce through the rough hide of our well-done burger skin!
I think half the designers are tired, confused, and unconfident. There seems to be more concentration devoted to figuring out who isn't as far along as they should be, rather than honing in on what they are trying to achieve. This show isn't about the rabbit winning the race, but rather the tortoise; with that said, it doesn't mean move at a glacial pace. I think at this point one good hour-long microdermabrasion and bikini wax would reveal the beauty.
It all seems to be about leather, denim, and fringe, and none of the remaining twelve fail to disappoint in any of those departments. However, at this point, most are without a bottom to complete their look for the runway, and my question is, "What good's a top without a bottom?!"
Matthew is falling apart like a croissant and poor Michelle is taking a breathalyzer for sanity! Michelle, GIRL! All you need is one good Kleenex to get all the buggers out of your life. I feel and understand your pain, but just like my girl Kelly Clarkson says, "The sun will rise!"
As much as she seems to be winning for the most daggers in the back on "Project Runway: Dungeons & Dragons," I firmly believe Kate had the most solid look of the challenge. It embodied stardom, power, innovation and an edge unlike anything on the runway for the challenge. It also nailed Miranda's fear of not being able to wear a spanx underneath; hell, she could have worn twenty Spanx under that fitted bodice!
Nevertheless, since Layana seems to know the "fine line between glamorous and tacky," we all look to her for an explanation of Richard's win. Was it glamorous or was it tacky? Leave your comment below or tweet me @jmckinleynyc to let me know your thoughts.
It was refreshing to see another southern gentleman like Matthew Arthur on the show. Unfortunately, he barely embodied the ferocious attributes that make up his fellow Louisianan, Anthony Ryan Auld (winner of season 2 of "Project Runway All-Stars." I was hoping to see another "gator" tackle the competition, however it seems only a glut of "grenades" on Bourbon Street will help to cleanse the tears and boost the confidence of this southern belle. Until next time, sprinkle yourself with some glitter and “Make It Work!” (And if you can't? Fake it.)