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| 11:30 am | Will & Grace | ||
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At the record store, Will (Eric McCormack) and Grace (Debra Messing) run into Tina (Lesley Ann Warren), George Truman's mistress. She is distraught because George is spending his birthday with his wife. Tina says that she would leave George, if only she could find the right man. In an effort to tend Tina's affair with Will's father, Grace announces that she can introduce Tina to a wonderful man. Right before their double date, Grace's guy cancels. As Will and Grace are desperately trying to think of a replacement, Larry (Tim Bagley) retunrs the silver coffee urn he had borrowed from Grace. In return for the favor, Larry reluctantly agrees to pose as Tina's date. Grace advises Larry to treat Tina like his mother. Tina ends up loving Larry's sensitivity and attentiveness. Back at the apartment, Will encourages Tina to express her negative feelings about his dad. After she says that George is incapable of love, Will defends his dad and shares his loving qualities. Tina realizes that George is indeed wonderful, and she announces to Larry that she is in love with another man.
Karen (Megan Mullally) and Jack (Sean Hayes) visit the stable to see Karen's recent investment purchase, a stallion named Lamar. The trainer takes Lamar out to a mare, but Lamar shows a preference for her stallion instead. Jack breaks the news to Karen that her horse is gay. He tries to convince her that Lamar is still the same wonderful horse, but Karen insists on getting rid of him. As she says goodbye to him, Lamar nibbles at her scarf. Karen realizes that the scarf doesn't match her outfit. She thanks the horse for correcting her fashion mistake and announces that she wants to keep her gay horse.
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| 12:00 pm | Engaged To Kill | ||
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Abby's overjoyed that her 19-year-old daughter has found herself the perfect boyfriend in Nick - or so she thought! Turns out Nick has been counting the days till he could get revenge on Abby because of some mysterious grudge. Will Abby catch on to this madman's scheme before it's too late? [CC] [TV-14 V] |
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| 2:00 pm | The Glass House | ||
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Ruby Baker (Leelee Sobieski) and her brother, Rhett (Trevor Morgan) suffer the tragic loss of their parents (Rita Wilson and Michael O'Keefe) in a terrible car accident. They are sent to live with their former neighbors (Stellan Skarsgard and Diane Lane) who appear to be generous and doting at first, but in reality, they are simply after the large insurance policies left to Ruby and Rhett. [CC] [TV-14 V] |
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| 4:00 pm | The Golden Girls | ||
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When Blanche's young aerobics instructor asks her out, she gets a new lease on life. Happy, energetic, vital - she loses years off her age. Then her aerobics instructor confesses: He's out with her because she reminds him of his mother. Blanche is shocked, devastated. Meanwhile, Rose is making Alma's stay in Miami miserable. Her "mothering" ways and objections to Alma's independence are causing a rift. Dorothy tells Blanche that age is a state of mind. Alma tells Rose that "stopping" from living isn'tgoing to stop her from dying. The conclusions are worthy of "The Golden Girls." [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 4:30 pm | The Golden Girls | ||
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The ladies are waiting on calls from their children before leaving for a Mother's Day brunch. As their kids call one by one, the ladies reminisce about special Mother's Days they remember.
Dorothy tells about the time she and Stanley had to ask his mother for money on Mother's Day. Blanche remembers visiting her mother in the nursing home and telling old family stories. One Mother's Day, Rose remembers, she didn't even see her mother, but it was special just the same. And lastly, Sophia gets tired of hearing mediocre stories and decides to tell a good one. Her story is about the Mother's Day in 1957 when she and her husband, Salvadore, tried to talk her mother into moving in with them. The conversation has lasted so long that Sophia starts getting out the pots and pans to cook, as she says, "If I wait for you to take me to brunch, I'll starve to death." [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 5:00 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Judy ( Jami Gertz) has two tickets for the Oprah Show that she ordered six years ago. Judy decided to take Linda (Jennifer Irwin) with her, since they are both Oprah fans. Linda then receives bad news that she's expected at work and can't attend the Oprah taping with Judy. Upon hearing this, Louise (Sally Struthers) expresses interest in going with Judy. Reluctantly, Judy allows Louise to go to the Oprah taping with her. Later, in the Oprah studio, Louise complains about being cold. She begs Judy to go to the car to get her sweater. Just as Judy exits the studio, a page closes the door and informs Judy she cannot reenter until the show is over. As Judy is standing outside she hears cheers from the audience as everyone inside is given a new car. That afternoon, with Louise's new car in the driveway, Judy insists the car is rightfully hers. After a long deliberation, Louise agrees to give her the car if Judy will say "I love you." Judy explains to Louise that forcing someone to say "I love you" is meaningless. After talking, Judy admits to Louise that she really does love her, and becomes the proud owner of a new car.
Lauren (Renee Olstead) finds out that Brian (Taylor Ball) and his nerdy friends in the meteorology club have a surplus of $3,000. The next day, Brian and the meteorology club are trying to decide whether to spend the $3,000 on a barometer or a weather balloon. Just then, Lauren and three friends arrive and say they want to join the club. Lauren suggests that the meteorology club go on a ski trip. The voters in the meteorology club agree with her and pass the proposal for the skiing trip. The next day while Lauren and the others are discussing the ski trip, Brian unveils s a mobile weather station. He turns it on, mesmerizing the nerdy boys. The boys vote to cancel the ski trip and buy the weather station.
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| 5:30 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Judy [Jami Gertz] is happy to be coaching Tina's [Soleil Borda] basketball team, and she wants Bill [Mark Addy] to attend Tina's games. But he wants to watch the NBA sports package that he bought. Judy insists. Judy's team, the Raptors, plays the Twinkle Fairies, coached by Ted Halverson [Kevin Nealon]. Judy does not put Tina in the game because she is a bad player. Fitz [Joel Murray], who has accompanied Bill, worries about his bet against the Raptors. Bill learns that if the Raptors make the playoffs, they will play six more weeks of games. Wanting to watch the NBA on television, Bill tells Fitz that the Raptors have to lose. Bill asks Judy to put Tina in the game, but she will not do it. Another day, Linda [Jennifer Irwin] brings her cat, Lulu, so that Lauren [Renee Olstead] can get to know the cat. Lauren will cat-sit when Linda and Perry go to Hawaii. The cat ends up liking Lauren more than Linda.
Tina gets traded to Ted's team, where she gets to play more. She plays point guard very well, but Bill does not want her team to make it to the playoffs. Bill gets Ted thrown out of the game and becomes coach himself so that he can bench Tina. Judy finds out what Bill's up to, and threatens to send Tina to dance lessons. Bill agrees to coach the team to a win. Then Linda tells Judy that Perry can't go on the Hawaii trip, and invites Judy to come along. However, the trip is during the playoffs, so Judy now undermines her own team. Bill noticies what Judy's doing, and decides to play to lose, too. While Ted is secretly watching disguised as a janitor, he gets angry and gets Bill thrown out of the game. Tina scores the winning basket, and Ted's team wins. Judy is delighted to be going to Hawaii. Bill is touched by Tina's happiness. When Tina learns the playoffs will last six weeks, she decides to quit. Bill is really proud of her.
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| 6:00 pm | Reba | ||
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Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) asks Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) about her friends' use of marijuana. Brock (Christopher Rich) returns home during the conversation, and Kyra asks if he has ever smoked pot. He says no, but later he tells Reba (Reba McEntire) he feels badly that he lied to Kyra. Reba says he should not have these serious conversations without her, but that it was ok to lie about the drug use.Reba and Brock decide to talk to Kyra about drugs together, and Reba collects drug pamphlets to discuss with her. Van (Steve Howey) tells Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) that he is happy they will be able to tell their child they never smoked pot. But then Cheyenne confesses she once smoked at cheerleading camp. That evening Brock and Reba talk to Kyra while Barbra Jean sits nearby. When Kyra insists that her parents tell her the truth, Brock admits to smoking pot when he was younger, but he regrets this decision. Kyra and Brock go on a walk to talk about saying no. Barbra Jean is mad that she didn't know this about Brock, and Reba feels left out that Kyra and her father are having a private discussion. Reba thinks she doesn't look cool in Kyra's eyes because she didn't smoke, so Van tells her to lie and say she did. Cheyenne overhears Van tell Reba she should claim she smoked once at cheerleading camp. Cheyenne realizes how much this bothers Van, and shows him a diary entry stating she did not smoke. He knows she is lying, but he feels better when she readily admits that it did happen once and she is sorry for not being honest with him from the beginning. Later that day, Reba finds Kyra at Brock and BJ's house, and she tries to lie and say she did smoke. But she cannot lie and instead asks Kyra how many times she has been offered pot and if she said yes. Kyra says she has been offered pot twice, but Reba points out that she had to say no over 200 times. Reba suggests that perhaps Kyra would like to learn how Reba said "no" so many times, and the two go for a walk.
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| 6:30 pm | Reba | ||
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Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman) eagerly awaits the arrival of Dr. Todd (Martin Mull), a communication guru who is going to lead a family workshop. Brock (Christopher Rich) begs not to participate, but Van (Steve Howey) and Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) are interested in joining. Reba (Reba McEntire) brings a box of Kyra's (Scarlett Pomers) belongings downstairs to prove that she is ok with Kyra living with her dad. But Kyra sees the box and secretly thinks her mother does not love her. Reba asks Dr. Todd to help her understand why Kyra is so angry. Dr. Todd pairs Brock with Reba, Van with Kyra, Barbra Jean with Cheyenne. Each pair reveals to each other what bothers them about the person with whom he/she is having problems. Then they all come together as a group to reveal what each partner said. Babra Jean starts, explaining that Cheyenne is worried that Van is lazy, but Barbra Jean quickly begins complaining instead about Brock's laziness. Brock counters by grumbling about his wife's stuffed animals. BJ realizes Brock does not want matching tattoos because he fears divorce. BJ says she likes to hope for the future, and Brock is covinced. Van and Cheyenne discuss how Cheyenne thinks Van doesn't do anything around the house or with the baby. And Van believes Cheyenne is always correcting him. When she promises to let Van do things from now on, they are happy. When asked about his conversation with Kyra, Van will not reveal any information. Reba is frustrated and Kyra goes into the kitchen. Reba follows her, and asks what her problem is. Kyra says she thinks Reba hates her, and that the box of her things is proof. Reba says that is crazy. She loves Kyra, and she is sorry she didn't realize Kyra was hurt. They both agree to make a better effort to communicate. They hug as Dr. Todd peeks proudly into the room.
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| 7:00 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Lauren (Renee Olstead) has been hanging out at Matt Halverson's (Shawn Pyfrom) house where his parents have set up the basement as "Teen Scene" with a pool table, dartboard and jukebox. Judy is jealous and decides to transform the garage into a place where the teenagers can hang out. Bill fixes up the garage and a week later the kids are hanging out there. When Ted Halverson (Kevin Nealon), arrives to pick up Matt, he is very chilly to Judy and implies that the Teen Scene may shift back to his house. The next afternoon, Judy finds that the kids are back at the Halverson house where there is a new foosball table, popcorn machine, cotton candy machine and sundae bar.
When Judy goes to pick up Lauren, Kathy (Marin Mazzie) and Ted Halverson imply that they want the kids at their house because they don't trust the Millers, who have never grown up. Judy gets upset and she and Bill buy a trampoline to lure the kids back to their house. Several days later, the boys are waiting in line for the trampoline when Judy gets home from work. She says that she will make them food after she gets out of the shower.
A moment later in the backyard, Bill watches as Matt jumps on the trampoline and calls out "show time". He realizes the kids are watching Judy naked through the window. A short time later, Bill and Judy go to the Halverson's and say they want them to take Teen Scene back. Bill explains that the boys were looking at Judy every afternoon.
When Judy returns home, Lauren is upset that the boys were only coming over to look at Judy. Judy reassures her that if Lauren's window overlooked the backyard, the boys would be looking at her too. Lauren feels better and Judy and Bill remember the type of parents they thought were cool when they were growing up, and realize they don't want to be those type of parents.
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| 7:30 pm | Still Standing | ||
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Judy (Jami Gertz) reports that her mother is looking forward to their annual tea at the Palm Court, which Lauren (Renee Olstead) will be attending for the first time. Lauren doesn't want to go, even though Judy insists it is important. Bill's (Mark Addy) mother Louise (Sally Struthers) arrives and announces she wants to spend Mother's Day with Bill instead of receiving a silly gift. Bill suggests that Louise go to tea with Judy. Judy is furious and insists the reservation can only accomodate four - her mother, Linda (Jennifer Irwin), herself and Lauren. When Louise persists, Judy explains that it is her family tradition. Louise and Judy go to the kitchen to talk, and moments later Louise shouts that Judy stabbed her. In the emergency room, Judy explains to Bill that she may have accidentally nicked Louise while chopping vegetables.
On Mother's Day, Judy's mother Helen (Swoosie Kurtz) and Linda arrive, and Judy makes Lauren change her clothes before they go to tea. Louise arrives and assumes she is going to tea too. Judy reiterates her apologies, and says that Bill will spend the day with her.
Later, at the Palm Court, Judy, Linda, Helen and Lauren are having tea. Judy confesses she feels guilty about not allowing Louise to come, but admits that Louise's manipulation really bothers her. Then she sees Bill at the top of the stairs and learns that Louise wanted to have tea at the Drake Hotel. Judy can't believe it and begins to gesture while talking to Bill. She ends up backhanding Louise and knocking her down the stairs.
Back at the emergency room, Louise is not seriously injured. Judy admits how much Louise's manipulation affects her, and Lauren points out that Judy treated Lauren the same way about the tea. Judy realizes it is the truth and promises not to do it anymore. Judy goes to Louise and apologizes, and says she sometimes has a short fuse because Judy sees a little of herself in Louise.
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| 8:00 pm | Reba | ||
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The Hart family have been sent for therapy after a brawl during a custody hearing. Reba (Reba McEntire), 46, is a member of Junior League and a soccer mom. Brock (Christopher Rich), who is divorcing Reba, is a 48-year-old dentist. Daughter, Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) , 17, is a high school senior and girlfriend of Van (Steve Howey), star of the high school football team. Twelve-year-old Kyra (Scarlett Pomers) expresses her bottled-up anger with sarcasm. The youngest is 9-year-old Jake (Mitch Holleman). Brock says he won't be moving back home because he is marrying his 22-year-old girlfriend and dental assistant, Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman). Having heard enough, Reba declares that Brock will move back home, find another way to express his midlife crisis, and not break up the family. Brock says he has to marry Barbra Jean because she is pregnant. Jake blurts out that Cheyenne is also pregnant. Later that day, Reba and Brock discuss the situation with Van and Cheyenne. Reba cannot believe that she got pregnant after all of their discussions about sex. That night, Reba discovers Van hiding under Cheyenne's bed and he explains that his parents kicked him out. He drops to his knees and proposes to Cheyenne.
Brock declares that Cheyenne is not going to throw her life away on Van, but Reba reminds him that he dotes on Van as if he was Brock's son. The couple will marry on Saturday and they will keep their baby. Brock initially refuses to go to the wedding, but arrives with Barbra Jean on the wedding day. Cheyenne and Van get into an argument because he wants to play football that night, then go on their honeymoon. In moments, the family is brawling again and Cheyenne's wedding dress rips. Reba comforts Cheyenne and tells her they have to face reality. Cheyenne asks Reba if she can wear her wedding dress, instead of the slinky one she had planned on, which pleases her mother. They have the wedding and the strange new family poses for photos.
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| 8:30 pm | Reba | ||
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Reba (Reba McEntire) greets Cheyenne (Joanna Garcia) and her husband Van (Steve Howey) when they return from their honeymoon. The next morning the couple discuss their sex life in front of Reba and she tells them they cannot display or discuss physical affection in front of her. Cheyenne insists that Van wear his wedding ring to school, but Reba cautions them that the news of marriage may shock people at school. Cheyenne is not fazed. Later that morning, Brock (Christopher Rich) comes by the house with Barbra Jean (Melissa Peterman). Reba gets a call from school asking her and Brock to meet with the principal. High school principal Mrs. Hodge (Julia Duffy) suggests that Cheyenne attend a school for pregnant teens to protect her from criticism, but Cheyenne refuses to attend the new school. Mrs. Hodge is angry and invents a reason to expel Cheyenne.
Later that day, Brock brings Barbra Jean with him to family therapy at Dr. Peters' (Nell Carter) office, to Reba's displeaseure. Reba explains that she will keep Van at home until Cheyenne is reinstated at school. Reba knows one of the biggest football games is coming up and Mrs. Hodge will want to win so badly that she will allow Cheyenne to return in order to have Van play. Reba knows that in Texas a losing season is more embarassing than a pregnant teenager. However, on game night, Mrs. Hodge has still not called and Reba admits she might have been wrong. Brock wants Van to come with him to the stadium and play, but Van chooses to stay with his wife. Reba says she is proud of the family for choosing the right path. The doorbell rings and it is Mrs. Hodge. The team was booed during warm-ups and she has decided to readmit Cheyenne. Cheyenne refuses to go back, so Reba pulls her aside and urges her to make good choices. Cheyenne says she will return to school, and Mrs. Hodge imposes no-touching, no-kissing rules for the newlyweds. Reba admits that she does not know how to deal with married teens.
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| 9:00 pm | Glass House: The Good Mother | ||
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After losing their mother and father in a tragic accident, Abby and her brother Ethan are adopted by seemingly ideal parents, Eve and Raymond Goode. But after the kids move into the Goodes' remote mansion, their dream of a loving home turns into a nightmare of cruelty, hate and terror!
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| 11:00 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Grace (Debra Messing), Jack (Sean Hayes), and Karen (Megan Mullally) take Will (Eric McCormack) to Karen's cabin in Vermont for the weekend, in an effort to get his mind off of what would have been his anniversary with Michael. While there, Grace runs into an old high school boyfriend (David Sutcliffe), who still seems to harbor some romantic feelings for her. Grace shares the feelings. Although she wants to go ahead and meet him at the town bar, she resists, keeping Will's vulnerability in mind. But at the urging of Karen, who hopes to see Grace get some action, she goes, and does. Meanwhile, Jack tries to keep Will out of the way by taking him to the only gay bar in the woods, where they meet an older gay man (Tom Bosley). When Will returns to the cabin, he finds Grace with her lumberjack friend. Instead of being angry that she's able to date again, he's upset that she's feeling sorry for him. He admits he does miss Michael, and that he's worried about being able to move on.
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| 11:30 pm | Will & Grace | ||
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Grace (Debra Messing) has become extremely busy with her work. So busy that Will (Eric McCormack) says the kids don't even recognize her any more. As Will hums a refrain from "Downtown" in the elevator on his way to work, Val (Molly Shannon), a new neighbor, joins him at the chorus. They meet again in the laundry room, instantly bond, and Will has a new friend. Grace is still very busy. But Val has time for dinner, movies, and even a game of the $25,000 Pyramid with Will. Grace's jealousy comes to a boiling point when she finds out that Will is home sick and being nursed by Val. The cat fight ensues, blouses are ripped and hair is pulled. But all ends well when Grace realizes that you can't have too many friends.
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| 12:00 am | Frasier | ||
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Frasier (Kelsey Grammer) is upset when his father Martin (John Mahoney) skips out on a doctor's appointment. To ensure that Martin gets a physical, Frasier personally escorts him to a doctor referred by Niles (David Hyde Pierce). Impatient with the long wait in the doctor's reception room, Frasier is stunned when the receptionist receives word that the doctor, who is Frasier's age, has died suddenly of a heart attack.
A distraught Frasier begins to contemplate his own mortality. He calls the family together to discuss his personal affairs, and tries to rationalize the doctor's death by asking his widow about her late husband's life.
To his dismay, Frasier learns that the doctor was a health fanatic whose death came as a complete shock to his family. Frasier ends up comforting the grieving widow, but as he is leaving, his spirits are lifted by an attractice woman who slips him her phone number and tells him to call her.
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| 12:30 am | Frasier | ||
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Frasier's (Kelsey Grammer) Christmas spirit is dampened when he learns that his long-awaited son Frederick won't be joining him for the holidays. To keep himself busy, Frasier volunteers to take Bulldog's (Dan Butler) shift on Christmas Day.
The strategy backfires when Frasier and Roz (Peri Gilpin) find themselves at the mercy of a seemingly endless parade of depressing callers. Listening to their sad tales only makes Frasier feel even more miserable.
After work, a melancholy Frasier decides to dine solo at a neighborhood diner. Just when he caps off his "blue day" by forgetting his wallet, a group of impoverished patrons volunteer to pick up his dinner tab, showing him the true meaning of Christmas. Arriving home, Frasier discovers that his family has made an early return from a holiday trip, and that his Christmas wasn't so bad after all.
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| 1:00 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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When Blanche's young aerobics instructor asks her out, she gets a new lease on life. Happy, energetic, vital - she loses years off her age. Then her aerobics instructor confesses: He's out with her because she reminds him of his mother. Blanche is shocked, devastated. Meanwhile, Rose is making Alma's stay in Miami miserable. Her "mothering" ways and objections to Alma's independence are causing a rift. Dorothy tells Blanche that age is a state of mind. Alma tells Rose that "stopping" from living isn'tgoing to stop her from dying. The conclusions are worthy of "The Golden Girls." [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 1:30 am | The Golden Girls | ||
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The ladies are waiting on calls from their children before leaving for a Mother's Day brunch. As their kids call one by one, the ladies reminisce about special Mother's Days they remember.
Dorothy tells about the time she and Stanley had to ask his mother for money on Mother's Day. Blanche remembers visiting her mother in the nursing home and telling old family stories. One Mother's Day, Rose remembers, she didn't even see her mother, but it was special just the same. And lastly, Sophia gets tired of hearing mediocre stories and decides to tell a good one. Her story is about the Mother's Day in 1957 when she and her husband, Salvadore, tried to talk her mother into moving in with them. The conversation has lasted so long that Sophia starts getting out the pots and pans to cook, as she says, "If I wait for you to take me to brunch, I'll starve to death." [CC] [TV-PG D] |
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| 2:00 am | The Nanny | ||
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Trouble arises when Fran (Fran Drescher) and Grace (Madeline Zima) enter a mother-daughter beauty contest.
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