Is Your Boyfriend From Another Planet?

He speaks fondly of his mom but rarely sees her

He phones home regularly

He doesn’t have any contact with his family

He visits his mom often

Don’t know, because he never talks about his family

Nothing. He never eats, but sometimes you catch him staring at you with hunger in his eyes.

Healthy meals (like grilled chicken with steamed veggies)

Whatever he can get his hands on

Candy bars (like Reese’s Pieces)

Exotic meats (like wild game)

Shy

Funny

Compassionate

Hardworking

Mysterious

Cooking a feast in your kitchen

Hanging out with you and your family

Playing video games at home

Volunteering at a local charity

Working on a secret project in his home office

Running

Bicycling

Watching TV

Fixing up an old car

Disappearing for hours at a time with no explanation

He is very secretive about his past, and you suspect he’s hiding something

He cares too much about how others view him

He borrows (and breaks) things without asking

He never wants to leave the house

He’s prim and proper

Nothing. He’s comfortable in the nude.

Zip-up hoodie

Spandex running pants

Vest

Gun belt

He’s inexperienced and fumbling

He likes it when you take control

He’s a considerate, gentle partner

He’s too preoccupied with work to initiate sex

He’s like a wild animal in the sack

He’s got some unusual features, but it’s the personality that counts

Incredibly hairy

Like a Greek god

Short and stout

Tall and lean

Spending quality time with family

Living life to the fullest

Becoming the most powerful person in the world

Ending prejudice and racism

Helping others