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Are You Stalking Him?

by Leslie Koch

You're no wallflower! When you meet your dream man, you go after him. But has your passion crossed the line into stalking? Take this quiz to find out.

You thought he was "the one," but he hasn't called you in over a week! What do you do?
1 of 10 questions

Follow him home from work — he might be seeing another woman

Text him several times to say you miss him

Give him a few more days to call you back before writing him off

Sweet, you just found out your high school crush is on Facebook! After he accepts your friend request, you:
2 of 10 questions

Upload and tag him in old photos of the two of you

Hit "like" on all of his wall posts and leave a comment under every photo

Write a simple greeting on his wall and see if he responds

Your man's been acting cold lately and seems to go out of his way to avoid you. How do you get his attention?
3 of 10 questions

Email him to say you don't appreciate the cold shoulder

Send him two dozen texts explaining how depressed you are. If he doesn't reply, you stop by his house.

Contact your man's friends to find out what's going on

Your man tells you it's over for good, and he wants the clothes that he left at your house. You:
4 of 10 questions

Tear up his stuff and throw it in the trash

Have a mutual friend return the clothes to your ex

Save his possessions because you know he'll be back

Take a look at these famous movie quotes. Which one sounds like something you've said to a boyfriend?
5 of 10 questions

"Maybe it is our imperfections which make us so perfect for one another" ("Emma")

"You complete me" ("Jerry Maguire")

"You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored." ("Fatal Attraction")

You have a crush on a guy you barely know. How far would you go to get his attention?
6 of 10 questions

Show up at his doorstep wearing a trench coat, stilettos and nothing else

Tell his friends you like him

Hook up with one of his friends to make him jealous

When is it OK to call a guy 10 times in one night?
7 of 10 questions

If he hasn't returned any of your previous messages

If you are returning his call from earlier that day

If there is a life-or-death emergency

Think about the photos you have of your man. What are most of them like?
8 of 10 questions

Group shots taken at work, school or activities

Candid shots he didn't know you took

Shots of you two together

Who is conspiring to keep you and your man apart?
9 of 10 questions

No one

His current girlfriend

His friends

You spot a hottie at your neighborhood bar. He leaves before you can introduce yourself, and you only know his name. What's your next step?
10 of 10 questions

Don't do anything

Find out where he works and show up at his office the next day

Ask around for his contact info and send him an email