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Who's Your Vampire Lover?

by Carla Hay

Find out which sexy bloodsucker from movies or TV would be perfect as your significant other.

You have a weakness for guys who are:
1 of 10 questions

Option A

Good

Option B

Funny

Option C

Bad

Option D

Eccentric

Option E

Sensitive

You’re romantically involved with a man whom you suspect is a vampire. What’s the most likely sign that he’s one of the undead?
2 of 10 questions

Option A

He keeps joking, “You’re driving me batty”

Option B

He says that a coffin is much better place to sleep than a regular bed

Option C

He brags that he’s one of the head recruits for a “secret club” of night people

Option D

He keeps talking about one of his lost loves who lived hundreds of years ago

Option E

He’s always asking if you would rather have a normal life or live forever with him

Your suspicions are further aroused when you’re out to dinner with your guy and he says to you:
3 of 10 questions

Option A

“Do you want to see me levitate?”

Option B

“Can you go easy on the garlic? Or else your breath will be deadly.”

Option C

“Do you believe in love at first bite?”

Option D

“Do you think that people can be the targets of the evil undead?”

Option E

“I have a neck fetish. Can you handle that?”

Your man will go out with you only at night. On a date with him, you’re most likely to go to a:
4 of 10 questions

Option A

Place or organization that helps others in need

Option B

Theater production or opera with a tragic love story

Option C

Comedy club with a headliner known for having dark humor

Option D

Secret nightclub where people engage in very naughty behavior

Option E

Movie theater that’s showing an obscure horror film

Most men are drawn to you because you have:
5 of 10 questions

Option A

A need to be wild and free

Option B

Quirky and unconventional tastes

Option C

A side to you that’s an incurable romantic

Option D

Compassion for others

Option E

A great sense of humor

Your significant other confesses that he’s a vampire. He reveals that there are good and bad vamps, and he hasn’t turned you into one because he wants you to make the decision for yourself. You immediately say:
6 of 10 questions

Option A

“How can I help you fight the evil vampires?”

Option B

“Does this mean you’ll really love me forever?”

Option C

“Are you a good vampire or a bad vampire?”

Option D

“Is this a joke?”

Option E

“Can you make me a vampire too?”

You discover that your vampire lover is carrying around a vial of blood, and you ask him about it. What’s his reaction?
7 of 10 questions

Option A

He says jokingly, “I could’ve had some V-8 tomato juice!”

Option B

He explains, “It’s animal blood, because I try not to drink human blood”

Option C

He growls, “It’s a souvenir of someone I had to hurt”

Option D

He chokes up as he says, “I’m carrying the blood in memory of a departed loved one”

Option E

He smiles mysteriously and says, “It’s a good-luck charm”

Your vampire lover is wearing a T-shirt that best describes his outlook on life. What does the T-shirt say?
8 of 10 questions

Option A

“Blood is better than water”

Option B

“Bite me”

Option C

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you”

Option D

“I can be a pain in the neck”

Option E

“Fangs for the memories”

You and your man are walking down a street when someone hands you a flyer asking people to participate in a blood drive. Your man:
9 of 10 questions

Option A

Inquires about how blood donors are screened for diseases, because he’s afraid someone could die from infected blood

Option B

Licks his lips and asks if there will be any attractive people there

Option C

Asks where the blood will be going, because he’s worried about it ending up in the wrong hands

Option D

Says that he would pay to get some of that blood

Option E

Quips, “No, thanks. I already gave at the office.”

Your man would say that one of the best things about being a vampire is that he:
10 of 10 questions

Option A

Can sleep all day and party all night

Option B

Stands apart from a crowd

Option C

Gives unforgettable hickeys

Option D

Has the strength to fly you away from danger

Option E

Has lived long enough to learn from past mistakes