Astro advice for making a clean break from your relationship.
Is it time for you to finally get rid of that lazy lover or unhealthy relationship? If you’re having a hard time making the break, let him do it for you! Simply do the things that irritate his sign most and he’ll be out of your hair in no time. These techniques are so slick he’ll think it was his idea to leave, giving you a guilt-free getaway! Choose his sign below.
Astrosexologist Kiki T.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
The Ram man loves himself more than he’ll ever love you. Broom him by overpowering his self-centered ranting with incessant talk about yourself. This will make him resent you, because if it isn’t about him, it’s not important.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Mess with the Bull’s two staples in life — food and sleep — and you’ll be asking for the horns. Stop making him homemade cookies or buying his favorite brand of breakfast cereal. Start setting your alarm an hour earlier than usual, or waking him during his nap time, and he’ll be packing his bags for more comforting shores.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Communication is everything for this mercurial type. Outtalk him, ignore him or just keep cutting him off when he tries to get a word in and he’ll blow his gasket soon enough — and if he goes there, he won’t be coming back. Yes, once he goes off the deep end, he’s irretrievable.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer rules family, so insult his and you will never hear from this sensitive mama’s boy again. He has zero tolerance for anyone who does not share his devotion to the ones he loves. If your guy has crossed the line and become an overly delicate sourpuss, this is the best way to say “good riddance.”
Leo (July 23- August 22)
Pride is everything to Leo, the ruler of the zodiac. To make the end easy, go right for the jugular and humiliate him in public. This can mean anything from calling him out on a mistake in front of his friends to taking the spotlight away from him in a social situation. The deeper the foible, the quicker the kill!
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
This guy lives to be of service. Be fiercely independent and never take his advice. Never ask for it either, but make sure he catches you asking others for their insight. If Virgo doesn’t think he is being useful, he’ll immediately leave the scene.
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Libra might be the sign of relationships, but someone born under it needs to have freedom and harmony to stay in one. To take him out, do it in four counts: 1) nag him, 2) refuse to be part of his social scene, 3) insist he stay home with you and 4) tell him his taste in music blows.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Secrets, mystery and privacy are the three things one must respect about Scorpio’s persona. Let him catch you snooping in his drawers, wallet or computer and you’ll score a ticket on the first train to splitsville.
Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)
As the sign of optimism, Sagittarians don’t like being brought down. Keep cornering your Sag with constant complaining or feeling sorry for yourself despite all his life coaching. His unbending idealism won’t be able to handle it, and off he’ll trot.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Capricorns are tight with their wallets and fastidious savers. Keep going out to ritzy and costly places with him. Soon he’ll grow distant, as his inability to spend lavishly will cause too much anxiety for him to deal with. Instead of having a breakdown, he’ll break up with you.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19)
Friendships rule Aquarius’ life. He relies on his buddies for making all his major decisions, bouncing ideas off them and relying on their support. To break free, tell his best friend that you don’t approve of their close relationship. Third-party information is the most effective way to get through to this unemotional robot.
Pisces (February 20-March 20)
Pisces are so delicate that it doesn’t take much to get them to swim away. When this intuitive type senses impending romantic doom, he’ll start to fish for compliments. Withhold them, but dish them out to everyone else. The dis to his vanity will make him so frustrated he’ll start looking for another catch.