You know that person who always seems tortured or like he’s about to cause mischief? Chances are, he’s a Monkey. Clever, naughty and oh-so-talkative, Monkeys can annoy as much as they entertain. They’re smart as hell, even if they play dumb, and will chatter away like their signature animal, sometimes in a screechy tone. Long, dangly limbs and loud voices are traits of this sign, and they love to entertain with goofy physical comedy. Their statuesque bods make them model material, but Monkeys are uncomfortable as glamour icons. They’ll quickly disrupt this reputation by crossing their eyes, making dorky gestures or cracking silly jokes. They just want to amuse themselves. Monkeys are always thinking, and can be a bit neurotic or compulsive. Their minds move as quickly as their hands and mouths. Quick on the trigger, they stir up much drama with their outbursts and reactions. Life with a Monkey may not be peaceful, but it promises few dull moments, and plenty of entertainment.

Famous Monkeys:
Jennifer Aniston, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Simpson, Marc Anthony, Christina Aguilera, Rachael Ray, Owen Wilson, Ashanti, Gisele Bündchen, Rod Stewart