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OK this cookie is sick. is everybody getting the have safe sex on their cookie... ah lol
some of this stuff i really dnt get.lol.
i really don't care about what you are saying about shoe size because that does matter so thank you so very much huney!
well it is true when i need money it's always there...wow
In a short time your image will answer a nagging question.

Today's advice: You can't take it with you.
The road to hell is paved with good intenions?? What does that mean?
People often end up hurting others, or causing adversity in situations unintentionally. They often say they had nothing but good intentions, but don't consider all the consequences of their actions.
In the near future your behavior may become an important issue.

Today's advice: Think twice.
I really like it.
In my opinion that's a great sayings that the fortune cookie has for me.
People who hate cats make lousy lovers... Words to live by;)
hi
Before you know it you will meet a new love.

Today's advice: Don't let the door hit you from behind.

A little weird considering im in a happy relationship of love right now.. and what does it mean by dont let door hit you from behind?
"a monetary reward this weekend" -- I'd love that!
what does:
"Tomorrow night your strong personality will take an unforseen turn.

Today's advice: Make the most of your time alone."
mean??
I THINK it means that you are a very social person but that tomorrow night you may want to stay at home or be alone for something bad could happen?
It said "Very soon something you've suspected will prove true" so I clicked to see another one, and it said "Very soon something you've suspected will prove untrue"

Lovely.
This game is cool and all but this stuff will never come true ;)
This is fun but, none ever come true....
**** get yo ugly **** off line hahaha
I think so far none of it has come true for me.