DWTS: Does GTL mean “Going To Lose” for Cancer Mike “The Situation”?
Apparently, the foxtrot is not a dance move practiced in “The Smush Room” on The Jersey Shore. This was clearly evidenced by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, a Cancer, on last week’s “Dancing With The Stars.” He was safe, but will those killer abs keep him in the competition for another week?
With Venus retrograde in his house of fame and performance until late October, he may be heading back to Seaside Heights in time to pass out Halloween candy.


