This Week's Celebrity Astro-Report
The Hef Gets the Hefty Bag: Crystal Harris (Taurus) Breaks Engagement to Hugh Hefner (Aries)
Jupiter in Taurus is working its free-spirited mojo on the zodiac’s normally cautious Bulls. Last week, we reported that Taurus Nikki Reed got engaged to Idol Paul McDonald after a shockingly fast courtship. This week, Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris (a Taurus) declared her freedom by breaking her engagement to Aries Hugh Hefner. The dress was designed, the flowers picked out, and a Lifetime special was ready to be shot. The current issue of Playboy even says “Mrs. Crystal Hefner” on the cover. Oops!
Never mind the 61-year age difference between them. Age aside, we’re willing to bet that Harris was the “mature one” in the relationship. Aries is the zodiac’s baby, and Aries men can definitely require some serious patience from their mates! Under different skies, a Taurus might go through with the wedding just to save face. But now that Jupiter is in Taurus’ first house (the Aries-ruled zone of the chart), the Bulls are acting rather impulsive … and will be for the next year. Interestingly, Taurus rules Aries’ second house (the Taurus-ruled part of the chart), so it’s as if Aries and Taurus have switched identities. Suddenly, Aries are being forced to slow down while Tauruses go with their gut and look out for number one.
And in Other Taurus Headlines …
The cameras are loving Tauruses now that Jupiter is in their sign, but the glare of the spotlight might get a little too hot. Pregnant Taurus Tori Spelling had a small car accident at her kids’ school yesterday morning while being chased by paparazzi. And New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice, also a Taurus, is facing legal accusations of starting a bar brawl in the Dominican Republic. With Jupiter in hotheaded, stubborn Taurus, the world will need to watch out for that single-minded tunnel vision. Otherwise, accidents and out-of-control tempers can easily take over.
Gemini Natalie Portman Is a Mom!
Just like Shiloh and Angelina, another Gemini mother-child duo is born. Gemini Natalie Portman gave birth to a baby boy today, right at the full-moon lunar eclipse! That’s sure to be one special baby. To complete the astro-fabulousness, her fiancé, Benjamin Millepied, is a Gemini, too. With all those Twins, does that mean there are six people in the family, instead of three?
Selena Gomez (Cancer) Has a Health Scare
The “Wizards of Waverly Place” star, 18, was hospitalized this week, claiming that she was malnourished due to bad eating habits. While she’s blaming her breakdown on Kit Kats and M&Ms, we blame the total lunar eclipse — a moment of exposing our bad habits and fears — which fell in her sixth house of health. With the Sun (and an eclipse two weeks prior) in Gemini, her 12th house of rest and hospitals, this was the perfect setup for a wellness wake-up call. Here’s hoping she puts some veggies on her plate … and that (heaven help us), it’s not another teenage pop star disordered-eating issue, like Leo Demi Lovato endured. Cancer girls definitely have healthy appetites for junk food, though, and tend to emotionally eat. Selena, maybe it’s time to slow down from that hectic schedule, spend some time with the Bieb, and just be a kid.