Gisele Bundchen's Cranky Cancerian Superbowl Rant
Sportsmanship and supermodels made an awkward mix when Cancerian Gisele Bundchen was caught on camera making a cursing rant about her Leo husband Tom Brady's Super Bowl loss. And now the Brazilian beauty is paying the price, as the video makes the rounds online. We'll chalk this up to the T-square between the Cancer Moon, hotheaded Uranus and stern Saturn. With Gisele being a Cancer, this would put her right in the middle of a tug-of-war between Uranus' outspokenness and Saturn's "respect the pecking order" credo. While she was calling it like she saw it, there's still a team loyalty that perhaps she overstepped by blaming one of Brady's teammates for his missteps. This one could haunt her for a while.

Virgo Karl Lagerfeld Calls Taurus Adele "Too Fat"
Oh my. Chanel overlord Karl Lagerfeld called singer Adele "a little too fat," then saying she has "a beautiful face and a divine voice." Let's chalk this one up to outspoken Mars, which is retrograde in Virgo — a time when the likes of Lagerfeld might want to think before they speak. Virgo is the sign of perfectionism, and can be harsh with the judgments. Adele is a Taurus, ruled by Venus (goddess of beauty and love), and a sign that tends to be curvy or stocky. Need we say it again? Beauty comes in all sizes. So Karl, keep your catty catwalk standards to yourself!

Nick Carter (Aquarius) Skips Sister's Funeral
Former Backstreet Boy Nick Carter tragically lost his younger sister Leslie, who died of an overdose last week. In a controversial decision, Nick kept a concert engagement instead of attending her funeral. Citing complicated family dynamics, he decided that it would be too difficult to deal with relative drama and mourn his sister at the same time. Astrologically, Aquarius is the sign of emotional detachment, not often comfortable with openly expressing feelings. Nick will dedicate the rest of the tour to his sister's memory.