Underneath the Stars: Weekly Celebrity Astrology
Aries Getting Married
Looks like the opposition between adventurous Jupiter and serious Saturn in late March has led many a Ram toward the altar. Reese Witherspoon tied the knot on March 26, Leeza Gibbons got married on April 20, and Kate Hudson just got engaged. Saturn, planet of maturity, is halfway through a three-year tour of Libra, the committed-relationship sector for Aries. Many Rams are discovering that being super-independent is great, but has its limits. We expect to see a few more amidst their ranks joining the matrimonial list.
Sagittarians on Tour
Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj, both Sags, will share a summer tour. Great idea ... if only they’d started six months earlier. Lucky Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, is in their fifth house of fame until June 4. After that, Jupiter will move into Taurus, their sixth house of health, fitness and organization, for a year. Britney will definitely need a great assistant and management team, because there will be a lot of details. Let’s toss in a great therapist, since stress levels are sure to rise. Britney, how about gulping some green juice in the morning, instead of Gatorade or lime margaritas?
Nicolas Cage’s Capricorn Meltdown
He’s no stranger to public outbursts, but Nicolas Cage was recently in trouble with the law for public drunkenness. The cosmic culprit? Stern Saturn, his ruling planet, is retrograde (moving backward) in his 10th house of authority and fatherhood. Reports have surfaced that he’s being investigated for child abuse. Saturn’s message to Nic: “Get it together, man.” With so many planets in his emotional fourth house this month, it’s probably been tough to get a handle on his temper. Hopefully, after mid-May, things will stabilize for this talented but troubled actor.
Donald Trump (Gemini) Messes With the Prez
The Donald can relax now — Obama, a Leo, has released his birth certificate to quiet the blustery billionaire’s demands. After Donald raised a stink to demand that the president’s complete birth details be released, Obama complied. Oh, Geminis. We love ya, but you can really make mischief, causing the spirit of competition to get ugly. The only upside? We can now do Obama’s full chart.
“American Idol”: Who Will Shine?
Our money is on hot rocker James Durbin, a Capricorn. (Full disclosure: We’re crushin’ on him. Tweens, you can HAVE Stefano.) With the Sun in Taurus, his fifth house of fame, his star power is on the rise. Cancer Jacob could do well with a crowd-pleaser this week, and Hayley (a Virgo) may be lucky, provided she doesn’t go TOO crazy with her musical risks.