Special “Libras Gone Wild” Edition

Kim Kardashian (Libra): Running Back to (Pisces) Reggie Bush?
The latest rumor in the ever-churning Kardashian mill is that Kim had dinner with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush a couple of days before her divorce. Possible? Well, sure. Although it seems the sisters K had low hopes for a lasting marriage between Kim and Kris, we can’t imagine they’re rooting for a rebound either (unless we’re talking on the basketball court).

Ex hookup or not, the biggest lesson Libras are learning between now and next October is how to be ALONE. Stern Saturn is in Libra until October 2012, rapping this sign on the knuckles whenever they rush into love, or seek companionship as a means of avoiding their own inner growth. Libras like Kim must master an essential skill for long-term partnership: enjoying the pleasure of autonomy and your own company.

Destabilizing Uranus is retrograde (moving backward) in Kim’s relationship house until December 9, so no surprise if she’s looking to an ex. And Pisces men — who are romantic and comforting, yet impossible to pin down — can be the perfect rebound guys. Pisces are symbolized by two fish swimming in opposite directions, which is how they earned their rep for being indecisive. They can gravitate toward unavailable fantasy women whom they know they can’t have, if only so they can wallow in that whole “tortured soul” thing their hopelessly romantic (and slightly masochistic) sign seems to like. Libras and Pisces both love to be swept away into lovey-dovey la-la land. Dealing with reality, though, is where things get dicey — in spite of their intense chemistry.

Complicating matters for Kim? A mommy issue or two. Saturn is in an on-and-off square (an angle of tense feuding) with Pluto in Capricorn (the mother sign for Libra). Part of the Libran struggle for autonomy is breaking away from the intense bond with family, especially their moms. So between Kim’s dynamic with mama Kris Jenner and a potential fear of being alone, there’s definitely some work for her to do before leaping into another guy’s arms.

“Real Housewives of DC” Michaele Salahi (Libra) Gets a Ring from Neal Schon (Pisces)
Well, that was quick. A couple of months ago, pathologically lying Bravo star Michaele Salahi ding-dong-ditched her equally nutty husband Tareq (a Gemini) to rush into the arms of Journey guitarist Neal Schon, a Pisces. (See above story on Kim and Reggie for our take on the Libra-Pisces match.) Michaele was seen flashing a $15,000 diamond ring from Schon. However, she claims it’s not engagement bling, but “a message of love.” Pretty shiny one there, too, Neal.

And here goes another Pisces man, having scored the “one that got away.” Sadly, rejection and pining can be an aphrodisiac to the male Pisces. So if you really wanna hook that slippery Fish, marry someone else. After a good decade of torture, he’ll be yours for the taking. (Note: We don’t REALLY recommend this. We’ve just seen it happen a whole bunch of times.)

Avril Lavigne (Libra) in a Bar Brawl
In other news of Libra misbehavior, a night on the town got “complicated” for singer Avril Lavigne. Out with her boyfriend, Virgo Brody Jenner (stepbrother of the Kardashians … are we sensing a conspiracy here?), the two got into a violent scuffle with other revelers. Oh, kids. It’s time to grow up.