Underneath the Stars: Weekly Celebrity Astro-Report
Brad Pitt (Sagittarius) Insults Jennifer Aniston (Aquarius)
Never mind that she told the press he was “missing a sensitivity chip,” and mocked his once-blonded hair by sniping that Billy Idol wanted his look back. Brad Pitt, for the first time, returned the diss by telling Parade magazine that he “wasn’t living an interesting life” pre-Angelina, and that he was “trying to pretend [his] marriage was something that it wasn’t.”
Let’s blame it on Mars, planet of anger and passion, which just moved into Leo for a couple of months. Leo rules Jen’s seventh house of marriage and relationships, and Brad’s ninth house of outspokenness. Sounds like the makings of an ex-lovers’ quarrel. According to US Weekly, Aniston’s team “went ballistic” when the interview broke. Fortunately, Jen’s new man, Justin Theroux, is a Leo. Will he rush to the rescue like a gallant hero? If Mars has anything to do with it, yes! Pitt has already released an apologetic statement clarifying his intentions. But Sagittarius is the zodiac’s truth-teller, known for tactless and brutal honesty. Too late, buddy! And, let’s be honest, he HAS done a heck of a lot more with his life in the last few years than sipping margaritas in Mexico and making architecturally perfect homes. So fine, we get it. Now stop digging a deeper hole, Brad. Drop it like it’s hot!
Justin Timberlake (Aquarius) Continues the Rebound Rounds with ScarJo (Sagittarius)
Old friends with new benefits? Justin Timberlake was recently spotted with on-and-off love Jessica Biel, a Pisces. Now he’s been hanging with Scarlett Johansson, a Sagittarius with whom he was romantically linked a few years back. Just a hookup? Hopefully. The Sag-Aquarius combo can be a union of two free spirits, better off as fling-mates. With sexy Mars in Leo, JT’s relationship house, it’s no surprise he’s on the prowl. However, Scarlett has recently been linked to Kieran Culkin, a Libra. At least she’s moving on from Scorpio ex-husband Ryan Reynolds, a disastrous match for a Sagittarius on most counts. Enjoy yourselves, kids, and be safe!
New York Housewives: Who Got Replaced
It’s reality-show curtains for Libra Alex McCord, Taurus Kelly Bensimon and Sagittarius Jill Zarin, who all got axed by Bravo. How will they fare? Kelly actually may come out on top, as lucky Jupiter is in Taurus. Next year we could see her back in the limelight, especially once Jupiter goes direct (forward) on December 25. Jill Zarin needs to clean up her profile by doing some service work and rebuilding her image as a truly humble person … if that’s possible. Jupiter, her ruling planet, is retrograde, so this is a time for whatever self-reflection she’s capable of. Alex may have the hardest time rebuilding, as Saturn is in Libra until next October. She may need to reinvent herself from the ground up. However, if she puts in the work (and puts Simon in the corner), she could emerge stronger than ever.