Underneath the Stars: Weekly Celebrity Astro-Report
Who’s been showered with stardust this week? Here’s a look at Hollywood’s horoscopes now.
Mama Mariah! Aries Mimi and Libra Nick Cannon’s Twins
Congrats to Mariah, whose “vision of love” now includes Taurus twins, daughter Monroe and son Moroccan, born April 30. Monroe was inspired by Marilyn, which we get. Moroccan, apparently, is named for the decor style of Mariah’s apartment, where she and Cannon were engaged. Leave it to an Aries woman to do her own thing, even if it’s a little wacky or far-fetched. (“Honey, we named you after a hookah pipe and a pendant lamp.”) Hey, she’s a gazillionaire multiplatinum recording artist, so if she wants to name her kid after furniture, she can! Other Aries soon due to pop? Kate Hudson and Victoria Beckham. Given the names they’ve picked so far (Ryder, Romeo, Brooklyn …), we’re sensing a trend from this independent sign. Will Aries Kourtney Kardashian be the next one knocked up?
Kendra Wilkinson (Gemini) Eliminated on “Dancing With the Stars”
It’s curtains for girl-next-door Kendra, who was sent back home to her Hanks after this week’s “DWTS” vote-off. With the Sun in Taurus, her sleepy 12th house, Kendra probably ran out of steam. It’s time for a break, girlfriend. Kick off the Capezios and cool your heels for another three weeks until the Sun moves into Gemini. Kendra’s departure followed an awkward moment the week prior: Judge Bruno Tonioli (a Sagittarius, the sign famous for foot-in-mouth moments) called her dance “Revenge of the Stripper,” threw down a dollar bill and splayed himself across the judges’ table, saying, “Let’s do it now!” Um, gross?
“Idol”: Libra Scotty At Risk?
With the Sun in earthy Taurus, Air signs are feeling a bit more grounded than they like. “Clipped wings” could better describe it. Does this mean Libra Scotty McCreery will depart “Idol,” leaving behind two Earth signs (James and Hayley) and two Water signs (Jacob and Lauren)? While we like the sweet-faced country crooner (who doesn’t love a Libra?), the stars have raised the stakes for him. He’ll definitely need to come through with something that truly touches viewers, lest he end up in the bottom two again.
Cancer Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Chance
Lindsay Lohan — or “Lindsay” (if she’s still dropping her last name) — was in, was out and is in again to portray mob daughter Victoria Gotti. This stroke of career luck for the troubled actress comes courtesy of five planets in Aries, her sign of success. Ride the wave while it lasts, Lindsay, which is until May 15. Here’s hoping you stay clean.
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