Underneath the Stars: Weekly Celebrity Astro-News
Kim Kardashian’s Blinged-Out Libra Wedding
Tacky or just … Kardashian? The camps are divided over Kim Kardashian’s lavish, multimillion-dollar nuptials, which featured such over-the-top bling as a Swarovski-crystalized crucifix on the altar. Now, Libra women definitely have a princess side to them, and will spare no expense, rhinestone, diamond or what have you when it comes to their wedding day. But with modest Saturn in Libra, Kardashian may draw criticism for what she called her own version of the “royal wedding.” Her new husband, Kris Humphries, is an Aquarius — a much more down-to-earth sign that nevertheless aims to please. Whatever makes milady happy! And frankly, that’s the recipe for longevity when you marry a Libra lass. Libra-Aquarius is actually a fun, compatible combination. So, even if the wedding DID look like a made-for-TV special and raised a few skeptical eyebrows, these two have a good shot at an enjoyable relationship. However, Humphries will need to keep the romance going, which Aquarius men don’t always do after the big day. They’re much more comfortable in the casual, lounge-around friendship zone, while Libras love an endless honeymoon. Kris, don’t trade that tux for your sportswear too quickly!
Will (Libra) and Jada (Virgo): Love Trouble?
Say it isn’t so! Power couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were rumored to have hit a marital rough patch. Today, their camps are denying separation rumors. Still, there may be some trouble in paradise to deal with. Destabilizing, freedom-seeking Uranus is retrograde in Aries, which happens to rule the marriage and intimacy parts of both of their charts. Between now and December, they could be feeling a little restlessness in their commitment. Uranus stirs things up in the name of change, so if life has gotten too status quo, it’s time for a little more fun. With restrictive Saturn in Libra, Will may be having a confidence crisis. And Jupiter in Jada’s adventurous ninth house could definitely awaken her wild side. Uranus is retrograde until December 10, so if anything, they might need to take a mini-break, or give each other a “free pass” to fool around elsewhere. Unconventional, yes — but that’s Uranus. In the long run, we hope they stay together. Their Water-sign kids — Willow, a Scorpio, and Jaden, a Cancer — definitely wouldn’t take well to having the family split up.
Jennifer Garner: Another Aries Pregnancy
Mariah Carey. Victoria Beckham. Kate Hudson. Now another famous Aries woman joins the preggo pack. Chalk it up to two years of eclipses in Cancer, which rules Aries’ motherhood house The July 1 eclipse brought in one final swoosh from the stork. Coming in 2012: a baby brother or sister for Violet and Seraphina! With expansive Jupiter in Leo Ben Affleck’s fatherhood house from June 2011 through June 2012, fate was definitely working in their fertile favor.
Paris Hilton (Aquarius): Canceled!
Step out of the spotlight, Paris. Oxygen cancelled the heiress’s reality show, “The World According to Paris,” after a dismal debut. And seriously? That overglitzed, coke-dusted, fame-whoring world is really losing its luster (thank GAWD). The stars were definitely stacked against Paris. Lucky Jupiter is visiting the private, home-based fourth house for Aquarians until next June. The fourth house is as far away as one can get on the zodiac wheel from the 10th house of fame and public recognition. Translation: Step away from the lens. Make like Aquarius Jennifer Aniston. Go nest, make some babies (or hmmm, maybe don’t), do something positive for women and children. Just. Don’t. Act. Paris’ ruling planet, Uranus, which governs television, is retrograde from July 9 through December 10. Wait a couple of years, Paris, or perhaps go add a little more dimension to your life and soul.